Drug test......which route to take?

[a dog named chico]

Also wanted to add...while i am sure people have used the detox drinks and passed tests i see somthing fishy after a little reasearch here are some facts that (to me) confirms these operate in the placebo realm.

1) the contents are typically herbs and spices...now take an energy drink and look at the ingratiates...mostly the same crap.
2) most drinks want you to pee a few times after ingesting before they will work...well think about it, if you had to pee three times for something to work you have to produce the pee..how? by drinking water...which if done shortly before a test can dilute you urine below that magic 50ng/ml...so basically your spending $20 on a bottle of b vitamins(amp energy has 4 types of b vitamin and only cost $2) just to dilute with water anyways.

 

[tristynhawk]

Also wanted to add...while i am sure people have used the detox drinks and passed tests i see somthing fishy after a little reasearch here are some facts that (to me) confirms these operate in the placebo realm.

1) the contents are typically herbs and spices...now take an energy drink and look at the ingratiates...mostly the same crap.
2) most drinks want you to pee a few times after ingesting before they will work...well think about it, if you had to pee three times for something to work you have to produce the pee..how? by drinking water...which if done shortly before a test can dilute you urine below that magic 50ng/ml...so basically your spending $20 on a bottle of b
vitamins(amp energy has 4 types of b vitamin and only cost $2) just to dilute with water anyways.

try that theory out and tell me how it worked for you bro. I gotta a feeling you will be jobless.

 

[a dog named chico]

try that theory out and tell me how it worked for you bro. I gotta a feeling you will be jobless.

I already said what i was doing....i was just making a valid point about the detox drinks i noticed as i was doing research

 

[zer0ed]

the thing you should do with the heat pad, is use it to warm the bottle up to body temp. while in your car. then once it hits about 100* (i heard the bottle has a temp strip to let you know.)
strap it to your leg or whatever. so that you body heat keeps the temp.
and then you should be good.

there should be no reason to fail for it being too hot.

 

[Little Tommy]

I work in a dangerous environment and the level of danger constitutes the level of watchfulness during a whizz test, pre-employment and post accident. If someone gets hurt here, whizz test, no questions asked, straight to the clinic. Probably less watching if you are trying to get a dog grooming job.

 

[Beagle]

Yea....see my other thread about synthetic...I tried to sub but the long term side effects of the synthetic is hell on my body

Which one did you use?

 

[a dog named chico]

Which one did you use?

I have used:
K2 Chronic
Kimchi
Gi-Jane
Posh
and a few others that i only tried once, the Kimchi and the Gi-jane left me with a feeling of coming down from a speed binge...the K2 was not as bad but with long term use i could see something developing. Also the tolerance build up is crazy...after 3 days it took double to get the same effect

 

[guy incognito]

try that theory out and tell me how it worked for you bro. I gotta a feeling you will be jobless.

How do you know the stuff in your drink is responsible for you passing the test and not the fact that you consumed a bunch of liquid and diluted the sample to below the cut off value? If it does work on some principle besides dilution, what is it specifically?

And for the correct temperature (if you use synthetic piss [no personal experience], or someone elses piss) why use anything other than your body? What could be easier to keep it at the correct temperature (body temperature) other than your own body, by definition? I would wear some briefs and tuck it up under the nuts. It will reach body temp and stay there for as long as you keep it there.

 

[a dog named chico]

How do you know the stuff in your drink is responsible for you passing the test and not the fact that you consumed a bunch of liquid and diluted the sample to below the cut off value? If it does work on some principle besides dilution, what is it specifically?

thanks for spelling that out for him...i get inside my head and sometimes don't make scense when i type it...but that was exactly the point i was trying to make...

 

[anonz]

do it like this,
> have Person with clean pee piss into condom
>tie condom
>tape condom to leg (keeps pee warm to it dose not look strange)
>when reqired to pee poke hole in condom empty into cup
>empty condom if haves more pee in it
>THROW CONDOM AWAY AT HOME

 

[a dog named chico]

do it like this,
> have Person with clean pee piss into condom
>tie condom
>tape condom to leg (keeps pee warm to it dose not look strange)
>when reqired to pee poke hole in condom empty into cup
>empty condom if haves more pee in it
>THROW CONDOM AWAY AT HOME

yep i understand that but have no access to clean pee....well maybe but it is in the works

 

[tristynhawk]

How do you know the stuff in your drink is responsible for you passing the test and not the fact that you consumed a bunch of liquid and diluted the sample to below the cut off value? If it does work on some principle besides dilution, what is it specifically?

And for the correct temperature (if you use synthetic piss [no personal experience], or someone elses piss) why use anything other than your body? What could be easier to keep it at the correct temperature (body temperature) other than your own body, by definition? I would wear some briefs and tuck it up under the nuts. It will reach body temp and stay there for as long as you keep it there.

Because iv'e worked as a union worker for years and took many monitored piss test's and never failed i have tested myself at home to see what work's. I make 45-55 dollar's an hour im not gonna fuck it up. So yea i know i have tested myself at home more than work has tested me. Im not losing my job. And as for synthetic's some of them fail now. I dunno if anyone is familar with the MOST program but it's a drug screening card that union worker's are required to carry. I know people who have failed using minute man, yellow snow. The test result's came back non- human. These are all synthetic's.
My drug testing experience goes way beyond your's i have been doing this for years and will continue too. I just think it's stupid for me to play with other people's piss when i can pass a test myself. Fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

 

[guy incognito]

Because iv'e worked as a union worker for years and took many monitored piss test's and never failed i have tested myself at home to see what work's. I make 45-55 dollar's an hour im not gonna fuck it up. So yea i know i have tested myself at home more than work has tested me. Im not losing my job. And as for synthetic's some of them fail now. I dunno if anyone is familar with the MOST program but it's a drug screening card that union worker's are required to carry. I know people who have failed using minute man, yellow snow. The test result's came back non- human. These are all synthetic's.
My drug testing experience goes way beyond your's i have been doing this for years and will continue too. I just think it's stupid for me to play with other people's piss when i can pass a test myself. Fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

But you didn't answer the question. How do you differentiate between passing because your product removed/masked metabolites or if it was the reasons I explained?

I wore socks every time I have passed a piss test and i've taken hundreds. Therefore wearing socks makes you pass a piss test. Do you see how that line of reasoning isn't adequate to explain why? Was it the socks? Or was it the dilution from drinking liquids? How can I assign that value to the socks without having some specific reason?

 

[tristynhawk]

But you didn't answer the question. How do you differentiate between passing because your product removed/masked metabolites or if it was the reasons I explained?

I wore socks every time I have passed a piss test and i've taken hundreds. Therefore wearing socks makes you pass a piss test. Do you see how that line of reasoning isn't adequate to explain why? Was it the socks? Or was it the dilution from drinking liquids? How can I assign that value to the socks without having some specific reason?

your as dumb as your avatar. it's a fucking 16 oz drink it doesn't dilute. Im done chico asked how to pass a drug test i told, you guy's do whatever you want you can drink two gallon's of water and your gonna fail. but i have a job and will have till i retire.

 

[guy incognito]

your as dumb as your avatar. it's a fucking 16 oz drink it doesn't dilute. Im done chico asked how to pass a drug test i told, you guy's do whatever you want you can drink two gallon's of water and your gonna fail. but i have a job and will have till i retire.

So you don't know how it works then? And how would a 16 oz drink not dilute your urine? Where does that liquid go?

 

[jonnynobody]

your as dumb as your avatar. it's a fucking 16 oz drink it doesn't dilute. Im done chico asked how to pass a drug test i told, you guy's do whatever you want you can drink two gallon's of water and your gonna fail. but i have a job and will have till i retire.

You're a total fucktard dude. Those 16oz $30-$40 drinks are nothing but vitamins and creatine. guy is completely correct in his explanation. The secret in how they work for retards like yourself is that they require you to drink a large quantity of water in addition to the overpriced vitamin cocktail which dilutes the urine below the level of concentration that will produce a positive result. The vitamins just add color so it doesn't look like tap water and get rejected at the collection site.

 

[tristynhawk]

You're a total fucktard dude. Those 16oz $30-$40 drinks are nothing but vitamins and creatine. guy is completely correct in his explanation. The secret in how they work for retards like yourself is that they require you to drink a large quantity of water in addition to the overpriced vitamin cocktail which dilutes the urine below the level of concentration that will produce a positive result. The vitamins just add color so it doesn't look like tap water and get rejected at the collection site.

This tard has held down a 100,000 dollar a year job with no problem at all passing tests. Don't see me asking for help. I don't care how it work's i just care that i pass.
ROFLMAO get a job johnynobody...your name suits you bro...lol.
drink water and take vitamins i don't care i know what works.

 

[stumpjumper]

I've always used certo and cranberry juice. You mix a packet of certo with a 1/2 gallon of the juice and drink it 2 hours before you go. Piss once before... Never failed a test out of about 6 or 7.....

 

[jonnynobody]

This tard has held down a 100,000 dollar a year job with no problem at all passing tests. Don't see me asking for help. I don't care how it work's i just care that i pass.
ROFLMAO get a job johnynobody...your name suits you bro...lol.
drink water and take vitamins i don't care i know what works.

Well just goes to show that a large income doesn't equate to intelligence folks. I'm sorry the simple concept of urine dilution is too much for you to grasp even when somebody kindly explains it to you. I sincerely hope your work doesn't involve power tools or anything that requires too much critical thought.

I'm done with this thread. Best of luck to you.

 

[tristynhawk]

bye bye mister nobody....
Maybe one day you will amount to something man.
I feel 30 -40 dollars is a small price to pay for your job and peace of mind.