Compost pile of my own shit, use as fertalizer?
- Thread starter LuckyReturner
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I think I found out what happened to the OP.
Police chase man suspected of defecating in yard
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/30/20080630tr-trespass0630.html#commentsThe Arizona Republic
A Phoenix man was arrested Friday night after defecating and urinating on the side of a Tempe home and then running from police, police said.
At about 8 p.m. Friday, a resident reported seeing a man defecating and urinating on his East Concorda home, police said. When police stopped Ruben B. Mendibles, 26,they found that he had six previous warrants from area agencies and attempted to arrest him. Following a brief chase, officers realized that Mendibles had left his vehicle running near the house with the driver's side door open, according to police reports.
Officers later found a pipe in Mendible's pocket, methamphetamine and marijuana in his vehicle, and two false license plates on his vehicle. Mendibles told police the plates belonged to another car, according to reports.Mendibles was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespassing, displaying fictitious plates, possession of dangerous drugs, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Police chase man suspected of defecating in yard
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/30/20080630tr-trespass0630.html#commentsThe Arizona Republic
A Phoenix man was arrested Friday night after defecating and urinating on the side of a Tempe home and then running from police, police said.
At about 8 p.m. Friday, a resident reported seeing a man defecating and urinating on his East Concorda home, police said. When police stopped Ruben B. Mendibles, 26,they found that he had six previous warrants from area agencies and attempted to arrest him. Following a brief chase, officers realized that Mendibles had left his vehicle running near the house with the driver's side door open, according to police reports.
Officers later found a pipe in Mendible's pocket, methamphetamine and marijuana in his vehicle, and two false license plates on his vehicle. Mendibles told police the plates belonged to another car, according to reports.Mendibles was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespassing, displaying fictitious plates, possession of dangerous drugs, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Mupphet.Man
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Well the cat's out of the bag now.
dam612
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if that wasnt from 2008 http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/30/20080630tr-trespass0630.html ide say we know where the op went. probably a past charge. thats too close of a coincidence.
ae86 grower
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best thread i`ve read on here so far, what a looney tune...
Ok, you caught me, but that was just too funny/concidential not to throw it out there.
shnkrmn
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nog
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i will never eat smoke or drink anything ever again, what do you wipe your arse with, Fan leaves?, or a bit of old spreader mat, i bet a fucking barbecue round at your place would be a bag of laughs, FFS you will end up with cholera or some other wreched disease, horrible person. ps was that you i saw in the mist half way up a mountain in THE CONGO?
ONEeyedWILLY444
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Haha gets me everytime
Charlie Who?
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I cant tell if you're serious or just full of, well, shit.
But for crissake do NOT use human poop as fertilizer. ANY kind of poop MUST be composted for AT LEAST one full year before using for fert. Even chicken poop is MUCH too high in Nitro to be used before a year. If you use poop or urine you will burn the plants.
Man....you ARE kidding....right?
If you're serious....then I hope to god you're a vegetarian. Have you never noticed that ALL poop used for fert is ALWAYS from animals that do NOT eat meat? Cows, chickens, rabbits, bats....even horse poop....all make great fert ONCE they're composted. ALL those are non-carnivores. Nobody uses dog, cat or human poop, dude.
Well, except in China, Viet Nam, Cambodia and Laos. I guess IF human shit is ALL you've got, you gotta settle for it, but come on, man. On the other hand, IF you choose to use your own shit, you'll certainly have PLENTY of weed....cuz Im pretty sure NOBODY will want to smoke with you.
Uh....you dont happen to have (or have ever had) hepatitis?
Jeeez. Come on, man. Get some nice bat poop. Or worm poop. Starting a worm farm is easy and nothing is better than worm shit.
CW
Charlie Who?
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Really! LOL, for real, tho, I have this weird old dude who lives in my back yard in his RV....and he pees in a wine jug. Im serious. he comes to my house to shower and shit, but pees in a wine jug and then (I recently discovered) pours the pee in to my compost heap! I freaked. I told him, "Now I cant use that compost for at least a year.....how about pouring that pure Nitro somewhere where I DONT want anything to grow????"
So, now he pours it on the roots of some goddam bamboo my idiot neighbor planted right on our joining property line. I gotta say.....straight, undiluted human piss is as good as RoundUp on bamboo. I spent all of last summer digging up bamboo that had spread from the neighbor's side to mine.....but now, just a little RoundUp PLUS this guy's piss is keeping the bamboo from spreadin onto my land.
And bamboo is a LOT tougher to kill than MJ, LOL.
CW
whodatnation
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Only 4 pages @ 40 posts a page 
Me too - I like having the max posts per page, just easier reading.Only 4 pages @ 40 posts a page
whodatnation
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haha I thought you were talking about whiping your butt
you dont want a bladder infection! Should always go from front to back! thats if your a girl, which your prob not haha.I didnt know you could set-up posts like that!?! cool, I might give it a try.
