I hate my fucking roomate!!!!!!

[Prefontaine]

five hundredl blow a mans head off

I charge ten bucks a tooth, 15 if you wantthem on a necklace

 

[Hepheastus420]

that is exactly how i act towards him when he speaks to me.



except for tonight when he fuckign trampled over one of my plants as he was checking out the buds, he broke two branches and hes all oh they were alrady broken bro.

i started to get real mad and started mouthing off and his all come on bro you have a shit load of plants and i only have 3


i told him man thats not my fault or my problem.

fuck this dude, i should just listen to the how my father raised me. talk shit get hit. suppport your local 81

obvioulsy i'm pretty drunk right now but i'm glad everyone here understand how it is to have a fucking idiot living with you.

So you ignore him and he's still annoying? Persistent fucker. I say you drop the lights a little too low on his plants muhahahaha, but that's kinda fucked up especially if he's gonna share the harvest with you. How about you just start acting like him and he will see how annoying it is.

 

[Jakabok Botch]

So you ignore him and he's still annoying? Persistent fucker. I say you drop the lights a little too low on his plants muhahahaha, but that's kinda fucked up especially if he's gonna share the harvest with you. How about you just start acting like him and he will see how annoying it is.

think about it this way....if u fuck up his shit, hes just going to take yours...

 

[Hepheastus420]

get off your ass and call him on his shit, show him actual sources that disprove one of his bone head comments, and make him defend his point of view. next thing you know you'll be applying to law school.

Yeah op, whenever he says something stupid call him out on it and be like "no you're wrong dumbass..."

 

[Budologist420]

I know a guy that can take care of your problem for a small fee, if you're interested.

haahaha thanks but i know some people that would do it for fun. thats not the solution though if i wanted him dead he would already be dead.



i've learned that sometimes its better to just ignore someting like this instead of turning it into a giant ordeal.


that doesnt change the fact that i would love more than anything knock him out cold.

this whole thread is just bullshittting talking nothing will ever happen to this faggot punk unless he physically provokes me.




heres another one.

hes obsessed with ufc, he has Ju-Jistu tatooed on his leg and he's never take a single class of ju jistu. he has a friend who trains and showed him a few moves and now he thinks hes a fucking ju jitsu expert. hes a fat out of shaped whiteboy who thinks he can fight but has never been in a real street fight in his life.


oh and another one.

we were watching espn bull wrestlling where the ride on a horse then wrestle a fucking young bull to the ground and he goes thats not a real sport i could do that eaasily

come on...

 

[Hepheastus420]

think about it this way....if u fuck up his shit, hes just going to take yours...

Well op is gonna set up cameras so he can knock the shot out of the orbs guy if he sees anything sketchy. But true if op decides to get even by fucking up his roomates plants a little then he better watch his plants.

 

[Budologist420]

Yeah op, whenever he says something stupid call him out on it and be like "no you're wrong dumbass..."

i want to keep the peace until i move out of here.

i have a reall good oportunity to grow at this house for years to come and i dont want to ruin it by calling him out and causing a big scene and doing something i'll regret.


i just ignore him and let him continue to live in his bubble.

 

[Budologist420]

going to sleep fuck my roomate, fuck being wasted and venting on rollitup, and fuck worms eating my buds. goodnight my fellow potheads thank you for enjoying the show.

 

[ganjames]

fucking him in his sleep might drive him out of the house... good thinking man.

 

[Hepheastus420]

haahaha thanks but i know some people that would do it for fun. thats not the solution though if i wanted him dead he would already be dead.



i've learned that sometimes its better to just ignore someting like this instead of turning it into a giant ordeal.


that doesnt change the fact that i would love more than anything knock him out cold.

this whole thread is just bullshittting talking nothing will ever happen to this faggot punk unless he physically provokes me.




heres another one.

hes obsessed with ufc, he has Ju-Jistu tatooed on his leg and he's never take a single class of ju jistu. he has a friend who trains and showed him a few moves and now he thinks hes a fucking ju jitsu expert. hes a fat out of shaped whiteboy who thinks he can fight but has never been in a real street fight in his life.


oh and another one.

we were watching espn bull wrestlling where the ride on a horse then wrestle a fucking young bull to the ground and he goes thats not a real sport i could do that eaasily

come on...

oh crap the bottom of your post reminds me of this little bitch ass fatass white boy (looked like a marshmallow with a small fucking mustache) anyway he was always talking crap about others and how he "could" knock them out behind their backs. Then one day my friend was like I wonder who would win between you two (he was just fucking around, he knew I would win) I just smiled and said IDK Jake is (the asshole) pretty strong too. But Jake just smirksd and was like I would take you down. So one thing led to another until he was on the fucking ground, he busted my lip though, that fucker just wouldn't fall my punches couldn't get through to him cuz he was too big. And I'm talking BIG. So maybe one day you will get to punch the shit out of your life's asshole someday. .

 

[Jakabok Botch]

little bitch ass fatass white boy

HEPHEASTUS!!!! THE LANGUAGE!!! ......lol i dont think iv ever read u say anything derogatory against anyone before lol

 

[Hepheastus420]

i want to keep the peace until i move out of here.

i have a reall good oportunity to grow at this house for years to come and i dont want to ruin it by calling him out and causing a big scene and doing something i'll regret.


i just ignore him and let him continue to live in his bubble.

Get really good at something (game, basketball, chess....) and then challenge him and make him lose bad in front of everyone and maybe he will cause a scene and people will be like what a dick. Then maybe he will get kicked out, unless that's his house then yeah don't cause a scene and good luck. Don't go on a drunken rampage... Or do either way I'm sure you will be happier in the end.

 

[Hepheastus420]

HEPHEASTUS!!!! THE LANGUAGE!!! ......lol i dont think iv ever read u say anything derogatory against anyone before lol

Haha I know I'm actually known as the guy that just takes a step back cools down and turns the other cheek (peaceful guy, not a pussy just peaceful cuz I see no reason to fight) but man this guy kept pushing me around (not literally) and he thought he was badass. Ehh that's the only person I have ever had a problem with and even he had a shocked face when I started talking shit back to him, ha. Sorry.

 

[Thundakat85]

Id tell him he sucks at life and cant even die, even god doesnt want him up there. . .but then again im not a total asshole.

 

[MrStickyScissors]

I have a really bad temper when sumone pushes me to far. I probably would have caused a seen by now if I were you.and usually the inside of the house looks like a bull ran thru it lol

 

[elenor.rigby]

what about an unfortunate case of food poisoning,? levels most people, especially if the fella requires some assistance during ONGOING sick period.......genius...

 

[rowlman]

Just start to agree with everything he says...like he IS really smart...and if he has some stupid idea, go along with it just to watch him fail...this will get to him real fast.
I worked with a similar kind of guy...always knew everthing...so we let him have some power, and he basically hung himself...he was off that job within a month .

 

[Morgan Lynn]

Mofo is a know it all. survived cancer, now thinks hes meant to be here or some shit. this guy thinks he knows everything about growing, raising dogs, raising children, and basically everythin else in the world.

i cant wait for the day when i can just say fuck it and knock this motherfucker out cold.

for now i have to be cool cus i live at my ladies house, this guy is her sisstrs boyfriend.




Heres a few of his memorable quotes




All hybrids are kushes.



Oh ya hybrids are usually more fluffy.



His buddy's growin in hydro and my roomate tells me oh ya hes doing it all organic.




more to be posted later.


sorry i just had to vent.

I feel you. You can't lay him out because he "had cancer" and now he's an Angel touched by God. (sarcasm)

hahahaha

 

[kmksrh21]

Funny shit!

I've had asshole roommates a plenty! Luckily those days are over and it's just me, my lady, and the pets... forever grateful for that one... anyway I didn't see this suggested, and it's my favorite... IT REALLY works... If you've ever had roommates... you know how the whole fridge thing goes and labelin' shit you don't wanna share.. Long story short... Bought a 2 liter of Sprite, wrote my name on it in black sharpie, said (Do NOT drink BE WARNED) LMAO... I also added about a full bottle of Clear Eyes...

* I only recommend this method if you have separate bathrooms...

(NOTE: The problems ran deeper than just drinkin' my soda, give it a try)

 

[Luger187]

put meth in his room and tell your father in law about it