Does Everyone Want To Lick Your Vagina?

sso

sso

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gfreeman said:
children insecure with their sexuality. w.e i shall take no offense. i am afterall married with 2 children so, my sexualitys not in question now is it.
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depends.

do you want it to be? :)
burrr said:
I was hanging with the guys at the jobsite when the discussion of going down came up. I was shocked to be the only dude out of the group that was proud to be going down. None even gave a good reason why not. One guy even told the story about how his wife would start sucking his dick, then start to swing her ass around towards his face hoping to get some licking. He would creep away from the approaching snatch and the 2 would rotate in circles on the bed. I've never licked a pussy I didn't like, always felt like if I won't put my tongue in it I shouldn't put my dick in it.
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lol, fucking funny scenario.
but yeah, gotta like or love the pussy to eat the pussy good, and a woman that likes or loves her pussy and takes care of it is the best.
clean pussy with some strong ginamuscles, mmhmm :) fingerlicking good!
Urca said:
lol nope beardo, no one wants to lick my vjj. and im npot asking them to, since i understand going down on a fat chick is nasty
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you do know there are plenty of guys that do dig a fat chick?

but then again, there are a lot of douchebags, dicks and assholes out there, selfish greedy pigs and dogs.
personally i dont come to near them,though im sad of the fact.
all it takes is a change of thinking.

course i love a pussy, and if its clean (some guys do love the stink though) yummy, feeling and smelling the pussy that close, turns me on, but.

its still, Mostly for the girl. and id much much sooner fuck.

and sometimes, its only for the girl.
 
sso

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ganjames said:
that's kind of fucked up, if you're going to marry someone at least have the decency to shove your face in there every so often.
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LOL
ganjames said:
and kinda gay.
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lol, more confused, never tried it again, though i sometimes thought about it. but its like this, if my wife were a man, id be gay.
Morgan Lynn said:
Thats cuz they hongry
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lol..
im allowed to laugh cause im real skinny and it gets mentioned alot.

though one wonders if simply being treated differently and thought at worst gross (dimply foldy fat comes to mind)
is worse than hearing "eat more you look like a skelington" "daddy, why is the skeleton walking around?" all the time :)
 
husalife

husalife

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I'm not scared of a bigger gal by any means.

Long as she's clean. A hot skinny chick could just be a set up lol.
 
sso

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Bonzi Lighthouse said:
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lol..

this guy once thought i was gay and wanted to beat me up so he thought to trick me and make me try to have sex with him.
so he asked if i wanted to have sex with him and i said no, so he said "how do you know if you never tried? come one let me lick your ear"
well, i was getting odded out and looked at him funnily and said "well, try it if you really want"

and he did and it felt like a dog licking my ear.
and i said, "i didnt feel anything" lol

and he went out of the room (dragged me into the bathroom if i remember correctly)

later the guys told me he meant to beat me if i had been gay (he was a friend of a friend)
hehe, later that guy killed his fosterfather in a fit of rage (mostly unprovoked, but this guy went nuts regularily, hit people)

funny thing, he was gay, married and has kids but fucks guys too, bi (or maybe the wife´s just a sorta cover, he was fucked up still somewhat when i saw him last, kinda guy that takes conspiracy theories seriously enough to go to flushots and warn people.)

took him jail to admit it to himself.
reminds me of lot of guys really and specially those that are the most openly against gays.

dunno, maybe some of the hostility is because, well, never had a dick in my mouth or in my ass, sure can picture a guy sucking cock, easily enough.

but actually picturing a dick in my mouth, makes me gag, dick in my ass, makes my just squirm down there.
and there are some gays that do hit on straights (no gaydar there)
and some of them are quite big and there are quite alot of people out there that think "you´d love it, if you just try it" no matter what the fuck it is.
some of them are willing to force you.
and dicks and hairy asses just dont get my loins going.

so some might have issues about that dunno..(foot doodling in the sand) lol
 
gfreeman

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fat girls give the best head... i agree. i have soo many blowjobs and some have been from a heavier girl. let me tell you the heavier girls were the best at it. dont know why, im not going to assume. but i know if a heavy girl EVER offers me a bj, im taking that mother fucker.
 
Urca

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i dont get it? lol a mouth is a mouth, doesnt matter the weight of the body that the mouth is on
 
gfreeman

gfreeman

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no no no a mouth is not a mouth young lady. the operator of the mouth has a lot to do with it. plus i would not let a dog give me a bj because a mouth is a mouth right?
 
Urca

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idk, im a fat chick, only given head once, he said it was pretty good, he obviously enjoyed himself. lol idk if thats because im fat, or because i wanted to not look stupid and make him feel good
 
lambofgod

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Morgan Lynn said:
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. He then finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

The whore looks up and says "Thats what the last guy said!"
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a koala bear and a prostitute go back to a hotel room and do their thing. After all is done the prostitute looks at the koala and says "money please".

The koala confused says "huh?".

The prostitute pulls out a dictionary flipping to the definition of prostitute and says "see? a woman who has sexual relation in exchange for money"


The koala with a smile, flips to the definition of himself "see? it says "eats bushes and leaves"
 
gfreeman

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perhaps bigger girls are more sensitve to what pleases a man. for like you said, you dont want to feel stupid. so you may in turn put more effort into an enjoyable experience where as a skinnier girl might be wondering when your going to go down on her. idk just a thought.
 
lambofgod

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gfreeman said:
fat girls give the best head... i agree. i have soo many blowjobs and some have been from a heavier girl. let me tell you the heavier girls were the best at it. dont know why, im not going to assume. but i know if a heavy girl EVER offers me a bj, im taking that mother fucker.
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and no offense urca.....


Gfree....its cause they suck it like they'll never see it again.
 
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