My 1st Time Anal.

[RawBudzski]

He Stole My Goodies.. .

 

[justcallmenasty]

was it as good for you as it was for me

 

[ganjames]

i failed my first time trying to stick it in this girls pooper.

all the spit i could get out of my mouth and the ass still wouldn't grant me entry...

 

[justcallmenasty]

i failed my first time trying to stick it in this girls pooper.

all the spit i could get out of my mouth and the ass still wouldn't grant me entry...

thats why your not allowed around elementary schools! i figured it out.

 

[kmksrh21]

I have no problem in this category...

Have it mastered...

Just give recipient tequila, weed, and a good lickin'...

Ready to rock!

Of course I've only tried this method on the lady bum holes...

 

[ganjames]

thats why your not allowed around elementary schools! i figured it out.

 

[RavenMochi]

i failed my first time trying to stick it in this girls pooper.

all the spit i could get out of my mouth and the ass still wouldn't grant me entry...

†L† my first time I used Olive Oil...only thing I could find...worked pretty damn good, have to say.

 

[kmksrh21]

†L† my first time I used Olive Oil...only thing I could find...worked pretty damn good, have to say.

Lol thats awesome, would've never thought of that...

My first time used cherry cola flavored lube LMAO!!

 

[RawBudzski]

I used Icy Hot.

 

[justcallmenasty]

I used Icy Hot.

like a boss!

 

[ganjames]

†L† my first time I used Olive Oil...only thing I could find...worked pretty damn good, have to say.

lmfao i was 16 at the time in my bedroom with this chick. what was i going to to do? run out into the living room where my mom was with a raging hard on?

"hey mom! wheres the olive oil?!"

 

[RavenMochi]

Lol thats awesome, would've never thought of that...

My first time used cherry cola flavored lube LMAO!!

Fucking awesome, mine smelt like I was cookin Italian, yours like you were making a sundae. mmmm....†LOL†

 

[RavenMochi]

lmfao i was 16 at the time in my bedroom with this chick. what was i going to to do? run out into the living room where my mom was with a raging hard on?

"hey mom! wheres the olive oil?!"

†LHMFAO† That mental image was great...seriously, when I get pissed off I'm going to remember this for a laugh...

 

[RawBudzski]

Have you ever had a Babe Ruth after Anal? you know.. where your Penis comes out Dark & Lumpy.

 

[kmksrh21]

Fucking awesome, mine smelt like I was cookin Italian, yours like you were making a sundae. mmmm....†LOL†

lol that was the plan...

It started oral of course, hence the flavored lube...

It was a one time thing with the cherry cola lol... I still have the remainder of the bottle just put up somewhere LMAO

 

[justcallmenasty]

Have you ever had a Babe Ruth after Anal? you know.. where your Penis comes out Dark & Lumpy.

hell no! you ever had a pink sock its when you pull out and pull out part of her asshole.

 

[kmksrh21]

Have you ever had a Babe Ruth after Anal? you know.. where your Penis comes out Dark & Lumpy.

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

 

[cannabineer]

I used Icy Hot.

Sounds Ben-Gay. cn

 

[Sr. Verde]

ok sorry but this has to be the worst advice ever

Just give recipient tequila

There are certain things you don't mix with tequila.... one is flavored liqeurs ... like ameretto ..... another is anal sex


i still love you though rawbudz.!

 

[kmksrh21]

ok sorry but this has to be the worst advice ever





There are certain things you don't mix with tequila.... one is liqueurs ... like ameretto .....

another thing you don't mix with tequila is definitely anal sex


i still love you though rawbudz.!

Lol I couldn't disagree more, I guess it just depends on whose anus we're discussing...

I have never got anal unless tequila is involved... but that is just my experience...