My 1st Time Anal.

[unohu69]

I have auto pager, and it doesnt work on RIU. I gotta make a new custom rule and couldnt get it to work right last week, gave up on it. lol. fukn burnout I know...
but yeah Ill change those options.

 

[HighLife4Me]

I've stolen to many goodies. Its nothing special. Shit on the dic is a mood killer for me. Ill stick to the mouth.

 

[puffenuff]

He Stole My Goodies.. .

I always pictured you as the catcher.

 

[smokedogg69]

yah olive oil is recommended for any sexual conduct. works great for masterbating too lol

 

[tyler.durden]

I've stolen to many goodies. Its nothing special. Shit on the dic is a mood killer for me. Ill stick to the mouth.

First in her ass, then the mouth. It's the natural way to keep yourself clean...

 

[RavenMochi]

First in her ass, then the mouth. It's the natural way to keep yourself clean...

†LHAO† that is beyond fucked up. What about when she tries to kiss you? Or do you limit yourself to redlight districts?

 

[lambofgod]

ya shit on my dick is a mood killer.....but thankfully I've blown my load by the time I've found out...and well, all is good.


its coming out with un processed food, like corn....thats a real turn off.

 

[Metasynth]

ya shit on my dick is a mood killer.....but thankfully I've blown my load by the time I've found out...and well, all is good.


its coming out with un processed food, like corn....thats a real turn off.

Thanks for sharing that with us

Mmm....Undigested corn.....

 

[Metasynth]

ya shit on my dick is a mood killer.....but thankfully I've blown my load by the time I've found out...and well, all is good.


its coming out with un processed food, like corn....thats a real turn off.

So, if you were to eat the corn, and your lady puked from disgust, would that be considered dinner and a show?

 

[lambofgod]

So, if you were to eat the corn, and your lady puked from disgust, would that be considered dinner and a show?

ohhhh man. I was hitting a bowl when I read that and laughed so hard it sent me into the coughing fit of the century. Oh man thats a good one.

 

[lambofgod]

"you must spread rep before giving to metasynth again."


ba humbug

 

[Metasynth]

ohhhh man. I was hitting a bowl when I read that and laughed so hard it sent me into the coughing fit of the century. Oh man thats a good one.

Serves you right, the corn comment made me laugh so hard I almost blew through my bubbler and sent a stream of nasty water across my keyboard....lol

Anyone else call that Murphing? "murphed the bowl"

 

[lambofgod]

Serves you right, the corn comment almost made me laugh so hard I almost blew through my bubbler and sent a stream of nasty water across my keyboard....lol

Anyone else call that Murphing? "murphed the bowl"

nope never heard it called that...but if that had happened I'd be laughing harder. Man if it was nasty water...you mighta had to junk the keyboard lol.

 

[Metasynth]

nope never heard it called that...but if that had happened I'd be laughing harder. Man if it was nasty water...you mighta had to junk the keyboard lol.

It's my laptop...alternatively, I'd have to pull off every key and go in there with rubbing alchohol...lol...and I'd probably put the key's back in the wrong place...haha

Or just get a USB keyboard and turn the laptop into a desktop

 

[Carne Seca]

ya shit on my dick is a mood killer.....but thankfully I've blown my load by the time I've found out...and well, all is good.


its coming out with un processed food, like corn....thats a real turn off.

 

[Metasynth]

"Growl like a bear!"...Even better taken out of context!

 

[lambofgod]

"Growl like a bear!"...Even better taken out of context!

HAHAHA...if I hadn't read his thread I wouldn't have gotten that one.

 

[Winter Woman]

I remember turning out a preacher's boy. He said with a grin on his face that it was a sin. God, he was a good trainee.

 

[RawBudzski]

A Preachers Boy.!.

 

[Winter Woman]

I know, aren't I a naughty, naughty girl.

A Preachers Boy.!.