my brains much the same. me and trips don't mix well.
whats crackalackin Hem?
Oh Don, you woun't believe me if I told but hell i'll tell ya
So this guy was parked on my street tons of no parking signs
we had some cars broke into of late so I been keepin tabs on the hood
guy comes in today now mind you this is a dead end street
parks his car and then get out, gets siome tools pull his car up a little further
then shuts it down.
I'm thinkin WTF is this dick doin
I head down stairs now I see him lookin thru binonoculars
I got an axe handle in my hand and I knock on his wondow pretty hard
and say ya see the fukin no parking sign
he says i'm not parking, I said fuck you you're not parking
get your assoutta here before I fuck you up.
I turn around to walk away he shgows me a gun
I say you better put that away before i take it away from ya and beat your ass with it...LOL.. no shit
The Cops come, of course we both call them
the cops says hey did you tell him you were gonna beat his ass I said NO
he said did you have a stick I said I'm a disabled Vet it was a cane.
he kinda cracks the rye smile. I smile back.
Hes says did ya tell him you were gonna fuck him up.
I said No
He said what happened
I said he walk parked in a no parking zone I asked him if he saw the fuckin sign
He wanted to argue so I told him I was coming in to call the cops.
Then you showed up...
So he gonna charge me agg assult but no arrest
he then told me don't worry they district Attonery won't file charges on this its ur word against his
I OK man have a good day
OH SHIT I stop that shit wheres my paxil