Finger up the arse blowjob.

Have you done it?

  • I did it and loved it

    Votes: 19 28.4%

  • I would never try

    Votes: 30 44.8%

  • I hated it

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Maybe I would

    Votes: 15 22.4%
  • Total voters
    67
Tenner

Tenner

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thc&me said:
I once got a reach-around from this pretty little South Korean whilst she had her tongue in my ass. I'll admit, at first I was little shocked and perhaps a little uncomfortable with the whole thing, but it certainly did the trick. Seriously, I pride myself on my stamina and jedi-like cock-control, but in this particular instance, I blew my load in about 45 seconds. I certainly didn't make out with her afterwards, but it's an experience I won't soon forget.
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I blew my load too quickly too but that just shows its a pretty handy trick :D

Most men are like "finger up the arse is a gateway thing" while smoking a "gateway drug" :D
 
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

Well-Known Member
Well,,,I guess it's an added bonus,,,A blowjob and colon exam?,,,It's the only way someone is sticking there finger im my "Hairy ass",,,Oh will you sweet ladie's eat the corn too?,,,You eat worse I know:spew:
 
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maxsteel69

Member
I love our lass slipping a finger up as she's noshing me off, it's fantastic!
All hail the finger up the botty blow job
Amen
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:
Well,,,I guess it's an added bonus,,,A blowjob and colon exam?,,,It's the only way someone is sticking there finger im my "Hairy ass",,,Oh will you sweet ladie's eat the corn too?,,,You eat worse I know:spew:
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Sorry I don`t think they want to dude

By the way, before directly involving this subject with fecal matter I would like to note that the finger doesn`t have to go that deep you greedy bastards lol
 
darkdestruction420

darkdestruction420

Well-Known Member
had a gal ask my thoughts about it, saying her gay friend said guys love it. "If anything gets near my asshole my natural response is to clench it and start swinging right away. Just how it is. i love you but my asshole is off limits" was my response.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
I swallow enough cum, but shit? No. No, no, no. Are you implying that cum is worse than shit-covered corn???!
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Wtf?

How did this get so graphic? Let me try.
Santorum= the frothy like substance that sometimes occurs during anal sex. It cosists of lube and fecal mater mixed together. Yummmy!
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
Aaaack, my EYES!

*whimpers*
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Sorry if the santorum offended your little eyes. The tought of that is what mainly keeps me away from the idea of anal. You tube "real men of genius: mrs didn't go to the bathroom before anal" its a hilarious parody of the budweiser commercials.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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I thought it was common courtesy to go to the bathroom and attempt some kind of washing before any kind of sex... No way I'd have let him through the back door had I not cleaned up first!

Madness, what madness is this- why would you let someone in your ass if it's full of shit still?
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
I thought it was common courtesy to go to the bathroom and attempt some kind of washing before any kind of sex... No way I'd have let him through the back door had I not cleaned up first!

Madness, what madness is this- why would you let someone in your ass if it's full of shit still?
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im glad someone said this!!!!!!!!!! i clean my hoohoo before any girl storms my beach
 
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