HOLY SHIT POLICE RAID!!! Dont get much closer

[legallyflying]

Ur fav post is tAlkin about shit in ur mouth get right little bitch I laugh at ur dummass damn I wish I could slap a fuck boy too bad ur live so far away and laugh on ur pc go get a tan communicate wit a female do something before this website shuts down and u lose all ur friends and gotta kill yaself damnnn u hidin a lot for sme1 that's talks shit

Is there an online translator or something that I can use to understand what in the holy fuck this guy is saying?

I googled English-ubonics and ubonics-English and it keep taking my to a university of Phoenix online degree program website?

 

[fenderburn84]

Kenny its okay to be who you really are nobody and I mean nobody is afraid of you. Your like that little dog that just keeps yipping as long as its got a nice big fence to hide behind. And damn man does what you say make sense to you, really?

 

[Kenny1234]

Hiding? ur hiding nobody knows who r where u r lol I said what shool I'm
At ucf in class right now I told u what jit camp o went to bci in brevard county for year n day coulda been shorter lost gametime from beatn the shit outta bitches like u haha ...what else ya wanna know loser

 

[JuntaYuy]

Hiding? ur hiding nobody knows who r where u r lol I said what shool I'm
At ucf in class right now I told u what jit camp o went to bci in brevard county for year n day coulda been shorter lost gametime from beatn the shit outta bitches like u haha ...what else ya wanna know loser

Wow alittle off topic?? Btw is this kenny guy in elementry or hs because someone should talk to his english teacher, he needs help.

Anyways in the opener still around or did he get picked up.

 

[Kenny1234]

CritisiZe my
Typing since
U can't do shut else obviously I air hiding shit FTP
Ask me
What ya want idc gosh its offensive ppl like u accuse me of being a bs ...fuckijg niggers n ppl wonder why I hate niggers like I say they're all
The same

 

[jonblaze420]

That was a pretty good attempt at a Haiku but you don't have it all the way down yet. Keep trying!

 

[Kenny1234]

I'm
On
iPhone . Fck...ur def nOt a nigger/not

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

Sausage fingers? Or are you typing with your pecker?

 

[Kenny1234]

Nigga I'm smokin dope
I'm
On my
Cellphone and im
Sellin ya mom dope
Straight off the iPhone

 

[jonblaze420]

Kenny a haiku is

seven syllables in the

middle and 5 other lines



^^ I made it into one for you.

 

[Kenny1234]

Ok thanks I'll be sure to
Tell
My professors...lot Of
Help i was fixin to
Fail this ap
Psyc paper
But now
I
Think
U
Basically wrote the paper for me

 

[jonblaze420]

Ok thanks I'll be sure to
Tell
My professors...lot Of
Help i was fixin to
Fail this ap
Psyc paper
But now
I
Think
U
Basically wrote the paper for me

Oh...you're welcome... I think. Yeah.

 

[Kenny1234]

No problem
I've been looking for
A tutor
Feel like I
Got 2 birds with 1 stone now I
Found one on riu...hey Jon if I go for
My masters unwanna write me
Thesis
For
Me? It's
Got
50 bucks on it so like a cent per hour is that straight kk

 

[jonblaze420]

No problem
I've been looking for
A tutor
Feel like I
Got 2 birds with 1 stone now I
Found one on riu...hey Jon if I go for
My masters unwanna write me
Thesis
For
Me? It's
Got
50 bucks on it so like a cent per hour is that straight kk

I'd be happy to write a paper for you. I actually have a sample of my work I can show you.

I got a whole lot of red marking on it so I think I did good!

 

[Kenny1234]

Hell ya nice how Many drafts did that take I know u ain't do it first try...

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

No problem
I've been looking for
A tutor
Feel like I
Got 2 birds with 1 stone now I
Found one on riu...hey Jon if I go for
My masters unwanna write me
Thesis
For
Me? It's
Got
50 bucks on it so like a cent per hour is that straight kk

Kenny's
Grammar
getting
slightly better
good
Job Kenny!

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

Nigga I'm smokin dope
I'm
On my
Cellphone and im
Sellin ya mom dope
Straight off the iPhone

So that's where she's been getting that bunk ass ditch weed.

 

[jonblaze420]

Hell ya nice how Many drafts did that take I know u ain't do it first try...

Honest, that was my first draft. I don't even re-read papers, I just rely on Spelling and Grammar Check.

 

[Kenny1234]

Thanks guys for all of the support I think I'm showing drastic improvements in typing skills .....I'm typing this in mic word first and using spell check so you guys can read better....sorry I'm not used to typing this perfect only to my 84 yr old gma wit cancer she dnt know how to read either .....don't worry facts are over 10% of population can't read well at all so ur just one of the billion dummasses

 

[Kenny1234]

And ohk I have my pot growing now I picked all males only 4 left all female nirvana wonder woman....I got a 400 watt hps so I should be getting a g per watt or 4,000 grams.....roughly 10 pounds...I'm pretty good at math so I'm confident in these numbers