How much weed is a blowjob worth?

tred522

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This thread is hilarious with y'all arguing but my answer is......0.00. My dick is worth more than gold goldmember-copy.jpg
 

PeyoteReligion

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How the fuck did I miss this thread? Damnit!!!

But putting some thought to it I'd say the goin rate would be a quarter.
And duh take it on the face bitch.
 

PJ Diaz

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At minimum an eighth of mediocre weed. At best, half a zip of the dank -- but it better be the fucking best bj I've ever gotten, and she better be hot and fucking naked.
 

sadielady

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A quarter??? Isn't that almost 80-100 dollars in most states? $100 for a fucking blowjob...I haven't met a guy who can't make himself cum in a few minutes or less with his own hand and you guys want to pay $100 for some diseased up whore to blow you.

Sell the quarter, jerk of on a $50 and invest the rest-you will be richer and happier, guaranteed.
 

Carthoris

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A quarter??? Isn't that almost 80-100 dollars in most states? $100 for a fucking blowjob...I haven't met a guy who can't make himself cum in a few minutes or less with his own hand and you guys want to pay $100 for some diseased up whore to blow you.

Sell the quarter, jerk of on a $50 and invest the rest-you will be richer and happier, guaranteed.
It is mostly about having control of someone else for most people. It is always nice to have something different. I can make myself Indian food for like 2 dollars, but sometimes it is worth paying 20 bucks to have someone else do it. That being said, if I were inclined to do something like that I would take a weekend in Cancun while doing it for the price of an ounce.
 

thump easy

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i wouldnt dude i got head from a girl one tym i was hard up n i didnt have a condum i met her at the club i bought her drink after drink i just moved back to cali man the bitch gave me clap..... from a blow job ya the doctor told me they carry gonoe, clap, aids, and herpies it lives also in the throught.... ya i was thinking fuck i aint got a condom she sead let me suck your dick... i sead fuck ya the bitch gave me one of the best head jobs i ever got in my life suck the fucken sperm dry out of my balls but the next day it was green drip the second day it burn to pee i called the girl she sead she had clap in the past.. ow shit i was praying to god please god dont let me have aids i went got tested man it was scarry but i aint dipin in nothing untill i see some results or head.... foooooooooeeeeee weeeeee........ n she was so fucken hot i didnt think she could have anything... but the doctor told me the pritty ones r the ones you got look out for cuz wen their pie is hot the can just get it wen ever with who ever... n the prostitutes r notorious so that pritty much leave it to NO WAY JOSE.. i love to fuck n get sucked i aint given it up.....
 

PJ Diaz

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i wouldnt dude i got head from a girl one tym i was hard up n i didnt have a condum i met her at the club i bought her drink after drink i just moved back to cali man the bitch gave me clap..... from a blow job ya the doctor told me they carry gonoe, clap, aids, and herpies it lives also in the throught.... ya i was thinking fuck i aint got a condom she sead let me suck your dick... i sead fuck ya the bitch gave me one of the best head jobs i ever got in my life suck the fucken sperm dry out of my balls but the next day it was green drip the second day it burn to pee i called the girl she sead she had clap in the past.. ow shit i was praying to god please god dont let me have aids i went got tested man it was scarry but i aint dipin in nothing untill i see some results or head.... foooooooooeeeeee weeeeee........ n she was so fucken hot i didnt think she could have anything... but the doctor told me the pritty ones r the ones you got look out for cuz wen their pie is hot the can just get it wen ever with who ever... n the prostitutes r notorious so that pritty much leave it to NO WAY JOSE.. i love to fuck n get sucked i aint given it up.....

I guess that means you gotta just get yer dick sucked by the ugly chicks only.


So, maybe the answer for the op is, "no I won't let you suck my dick for weed, but drop your pants and bend over. you can puff this joint while I do you doggie style."


As far as paying for it vs having your gf or wife give it up.. All I know is that I pay for my wife to have a decent life @ about $1000 a month, plus an extra $600 for our kids at least. The other night she asks me to go to the store and get some ice cream at like 11pm. I didn't wanna, but I was thinking that I might get some reward out of it, so I went. Got home 15 minutes later with ice cream and a few other treats, but my dick was never sucked.


With the money I spend I should be getting it at least a few times a week, but it's more like once or twice a month. Shit, sometimes I think spending the money on a whore would be better. At least you know what you're getting for the $$ you pay. Dick always will get sucked when you pay that way. I wouldn't have to listen to the bitching all the time either.
 

thump easy

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I guess that means you gotta just get yer dick sucked by the ugly chicks only.


So, maybe the answer for the op is, "no I won't let you suck my dick for weed, but drop your pants and bend over. you can puff this joint while I do you doggie style."


As far as paying for it vs having your gf or wife give it up.. All I know is that I pay for my wife to have a decent life @ about $1000 a month, plus an extra $600 for our kids at least. The other night she asks me to go to the store and get some ice cream at like 11pm. I didn't wanna, but I was thinking that I might get some reward out of it, so I went. Got home 15 minutes later with ice cream and a few other treats, but my dick was never sucked.


With the money I spend I should be getting it at least a few times a week, but it's more like once or twice a month. Shit, sometimes I think spending the money on a whore would be better. At least you know what you're getting for the $$ you pay. Dick always will get sucked when you pay that way. I wouldn't have to listen to the bitching all the time either.
thats just the way it goes you know that once your comfortable its over lolz im in the same boat no more blow jobs ever hahaha n i started out geting them for no good reason but those days r over lolz..... this is to funny i hear u...
 

Gyroscope

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Sometimes all you gotta do is ask. I told my gal I wasn't gettin' my moneys worth and I'll be damned if she didn't blow me to shut my ass up.
 

Brick Top

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With the money I spend I should be getting it at least a few times a week, but it's more like once or twice a month. Shit, sometimes I think spending the money on a whore would be better. At least you know what you're getting for the $$ you pay. Dick always will get sucked when you pay that way. I wouldn't have to listen to the bitching all the time either.
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That's why I said I like doing the rent-a-chick thing. An escort is a sure thing. There is no question of will I be getting some tonight, and if so what all will I be lucky enough to get. And where you mentioned having "to listen to bitching all the time," that's why I don't see it as I a pay an escort for sex. I pay her so she will leave right after sex. That eliminates the bitching part from my life while still being able to enjoy the humping, bumping and rumping part.
 

PJ Diaz

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That's why I said I like doing the rent-a-chick thing. An escort is a sure thing. There is no question of will I be getting some tonight, and if so what all will I be lucky enough to get. And where you mentioned having "to listen to bitching all the time," that's why I don't see it as I a pay an escort for sex. I pay her so she will leave right after sex. That eliminates the bitching part from my life while still being able to enjoy the humping, bumping and rumping part.
Yes, that was my point exactly.
 
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