Help me troll thieves

[UncleBuck]

you were prolly trollin rollitup when the ripped ya!lol

in bed sleeping, actually.

the second break in occurred at approximately 8am, after i had just stayed up until 6am thinking that no one would be so stupid as to break in during broad daylight.

good suggestions otherwise.

 

[UncleBuck]

I have a third idea, but where would you find a horse head?

actually, my buddy bought one of them the other day! just a mask though, not an actual horse's head.

decapitated animals on their lawns would send quite the message though!

 

[afrawfraw]

actually, my buddy bought one of them the other day! just a mask though, not an actual horse's head.

decapitated animals on their lawns would send quite the message though!

That's a tough one. I'll kill anyone who steps foot in my house. Hands down, no question. But the yard. Eh. Maybe an HD camera or two. Post the video on youtube. The community would punish them more severely than some overworked judge.

 

[afrawfraw]

"Your that kid from the 2012 Cannatheif video, aren't you!? Ha ha, no, you can't have an application."

 

[chrishydro]

Also this might be a quick fix, I use these in my house to stop the kids from sneaking out in the midlle of the night. They have little round motion sensor alarms at home depot they are like twenty bucks each. They come with a little remote like a key fob and look just like a smoke detector. You arm it when you leave the gh and one minute later it is active. Screams just like a smoke detector so the kids trip it with movement, yes it works in the dark, and scares the shit out of them and they run. Dont chase them or shoot at them they wont come back.

 

[PixiDustr]

Just send a letter to the parents telling them their son is stealing and smoking pot. Tell them they need to get him under control or you will be forced to call the cops and child protective services. THAT should stir things up for that kid...no parent wants CPS messing in their lives.

 

[UncleBuck]

Also this might be a quick fix, I use these in my house to stop the kids from sneaking out in the midlle of the night. They have little round motion sensor alarms at home depot they are like twenty bucks each. They come with a little remote like a key fob and look just like a smoke detector. You arm it when you leave the gh and one minute later it is active. Screams just like a smoke detector so the kids trip it with movement, yes it works in the dark, and scares the shit out of them and they run. Dont chase them or shoot at them they wont come back.

i have one of those 100 decibel motion sensor alarms at the back of the GH and i turn it on at night. i have the 100 decibel door alarm with they key fob for the front of the GH. i rigged a couple of makeshift locks on the door as well and i sleep right in front of it.

that way, if they try to come in somehow through the back, they set off the motion sensor alarm, and if they try to come in through the door, they set off the contact alarm.

i've also got the thing pretty boarded up for now, but this is just the start. next step is 8 foot vertical boards on the outside wrapped in wire, making the only way in through the top of the GH and they would need to bring a ladder with them. and if they did do that, they would instantly set off the alarm and be trapped in there.

 

[UncleBuck]

Just send a letter to the parents telling them their son is stealing and smoking pot. Tell them they need to get him under control or you will be forced to call the cops and child protective services. THAT should stir things up for that kid...no parent wants CPS messing in their lives.

my neighbor, a long time resident of the neighborhood, will be doing that in person one of these days.

 

[Murfy]

kind of a small pic-

but you should be able to get the idea. this would be build able for me for about 10 bucks from Home depot.

using blanks of course. a dozen of these would make a formidable perimeter alarm, if installed correctly.

 

[UncleBuck]

kind of a small pic-

but you should be able to get the idea. this would be build able for me for about 10 bucks from Home depot.

using blanks of course. a dozen of these would make a formidable perimeter alarm, if installed correctly.

i clicked reply before you edited the "with blanks" in there and was gonna say, i'll let someone else be the trigger happy douchebag who gives MMJ one of the biggest black eyes it could ever receive

 

[Murfy]

another good way-

 

[(818)MedicineMan]

Dont hurt the kids, cant imagine how that would play out in court, no doubt will make national news. Man beats up or sets trap for children stealing his mj plants. LOL They will show photos of the kids in fifth grade with their band uniforms on. You would get the max no matter whos property it is on.

I think your only course of action is to tell their parents and set up better security, cams, fence, alarm etc.

I would act now, kids that smoke weed tell their friends and the next thing you know you will have a few groups of them stealing shit.

This is actually an intelligent reply.

UB I think it's kinda funny you identified the guy as a rastafarian in a hoodie. You get so pissy when anyone mentions hoodie and Travon Martin. You have one instance of theft or attempted theft and now you want justice with your own hands. Hypocrite.

 

[Murfy]

maybe medical-

LOTS of these things have went off around folks stealing ganja. i'll guarantee it!

i clicked reply before you edited the "with blanks" in there and was gonna say, i'll let someone else be the trigger happy douchebag who gives MMJ one of the biggest black eyes it could ever receive

 

[Justin00]

I see no problem with any or all 3.

 

[Murfy]

oh that's right-

ub was stickin up for the hoodie!

now that the table has turned, buck, are you starting to see? the truth?

most guys in your yard with a hoodie are rippers. lol

 

[Justin00]

oh that's right-

ub was stickin up for the hoodie!

now that the table has turned, buck, are you starting to see? the truth?

most guys in your yard with a hoodie are rippers. lol

But if they are a minority i would be careful, by your own standards you would then be racist..... lol the irony.

 

[UncleBuck]

another good way-

no fucking way.

i can be held liable for injuries to trespassers in this state.

and i'm not going to give MMJ a black eye here. i just want to keep what's mine for now and wage psychological warfare on them once harvest is in.

 

[Milovan]

Yes.........
Get a tranny to attract the young male.. Tell the tranny to blow him. Once the kid decides to retunr the favor, he will be in for one hell of a pyscholgically damaging surprise.
Now where to find a tranny??

either that or you just might make his day. the best
he's ever had great memories etc...

 

[UncleBuck]

oh that's right-

ub was stickin up for the hoodie!

now that the table has turned, buck, are you starting to see? the truth?

most guys in your yard with a hoodie are rippers. lol

you are such a fucking douche.

protecting myself on my own property from intruders with non-lethal force is one thing.

chasing an innocent kid around with lethal force in a public area who is running away from you is another.

that you can't see the difference speaks volumes to your (lack of) intelligence.

 

[TheChosen]

Go to home depot or lowes

Buy the nastiest, most grungy toxix herbacides and pesticides you can find. Spray the fuck out of your plants every night. Drench those ladies in the nasty shit, and then wait for them to come steal your plants. They will smoke it, get sick, and fuck themselves.