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I find the need most acute when I don't have time or an active heat source. Like the English muffins just got forcibly evicted from the toaster, and I didn't think ahead and the Ready Butter dish is empty.when I use butter I leave it next to the heat source I am cooking with. By the end it is soft enough to spread.
Unless your French with your "jambon et du beurre" sandwiches
The ex called the presoftened stuff Male Butter. I did catch her a time or two sneaking a smidge. cn