this is YO MAMA!

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid i told her i got a bluetooth so she took me to a dentist

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid,she weighed out a pound of dirt on a scale,put it in her trunk talking about she ridin dirty.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she'll blow

 

[imchucky666]

yo mama is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she'll blow

OH, a side by side by side, eh?.....
Or is she an over/under and below?

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid she fell up the stairs.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama talks into her mailbox trying to send voicemail

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

 

[greenswag]

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Lol don't even joke man it's happened to me XD

Yo momma so stupid she sent you a fax, then asked if you could send it back because it was her only copy.

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

yo momma so fat .....she was sunbathing on the beach .....Green Peace turned up to roll her back in the sea .

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh

 

[OrganicBlend]

Your momma so short ..!!!!! She does backflips under the bed..

Fuck that she so short , she do push ups underneath the door..
And she plays hand ball with the curv.

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people

 

[REALSTYLES]

I can't talk about your momma she's right next to me

 

[ebgood]

...........

 

[cannabineer]

yo momma so fat .....she was sunbathing on the beach .....Green Peace turned up to roll her back in the sea .

Yo momma so nasty ... she was sunbathing at the beach, and a cat tried to bury her. cn

 

[rainman36]

aight!
yo momma so stupid, she sat in a tree house talking about she tryna be the branch manager.

 

[ebgood]

Yo mama was born with 1 leg so they named her eileene