april
Pickle Queen
This is why I snapped.
Dirty Pickle............
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kinetic
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So Gross, almost as bad as my ex who used to wipe her dirty finger under my nose while I slept. I would wake up in the morning and smell dirty ass. It was on my upper lip, I guess she knew the end was near before I did and wanted to have a little revenge of sorts...Atleast 1 time
Last week on friday same deal but I assumed my toothbrush had gotten wet by accident, fell in the sink or something, I didn't want to accuse anyone, but today the residual foam and it's new location left no doub. ewwwwwwwwww
april
Pickle Queen
LOL I know what i'm wearing to work
april
Pickle Queen
bahahahahaha ok that's nasty and funny, dirty bitch, what kind of woman does that !!! lol
Thats disgustingly hysterical.
When I was 17 I lived with my first real girlfriend and her family, 6 of us in a tiny apartment. I lived there at least a year and never once ate there. I grew up really poor (had the people show up at your house with food and stuff on christmas so you would have something poor) so I knew what it was like to "rough it" but this place was horrible. Never had I seen so many roaches. Everywhere, in the fridge, in the microwave even coming out of the phone while you were talking on it. But the worst would be at night you'd get up to get a drink, and they had a dog that was terrified of going outside (poor Jenny, i liked that dog) so she would go to the bathroom on the kitchen floor. You open the fridge door, light comes on and hundreds upon hundreds of roaches running from jenny's poop and piss. AHH Good Times
kinetic
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Oh the stories I have, and the ones I heard after the fact.
She used to like to give me head after I played basketball for an hour. I'm athletic and competitive so it's not like I wasn't running and playing hard.
Padawanbater2
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What a twisted person. I'm having a hard time believing someone would do something like that, especially your girlfriend. Any girlfriend I'd ever have would know something like that would be an immediate deal breaker. If a chick swabbed her asshole then ran it under my nose just so I'd smell it the next morning when I woke up, she would never see me again.
Peoples association with those types of people are what, to them, justifies it.
Gross.
kinetic
Well-Known Member
I wouldn't make something like that up, I was out the door within a week or so, wasn't a bright spot in my life overall. Lots of shit went down, but thankfully it led to where I'm at today.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Jesus Christ. These stories make my roomies look like saints. A little annoying after too much time together but otherwise angels in comparison.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
.................. did you sniff the toothbrush? cn
MellowFarmer
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WOW you must be a city boy or just ignorant of how much wrong info gets passed around to sell milk to adults so uneducated by our schools they have no clue being lactose intolerant is natural not a health issue.
But milk is yummy! I love it best straight from the cow. Do you think because it isn't tampered with whatever pasturizes it?
And wtf? about not leaving out butter? You must be in a hot climate is it melting? I hate that too.
Really lost on this condiment complaint what am I missing? I hate every roommate having all the same condiments in my fridge like 4 ketchups, 4 musards etc
robert 14617
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hard toothpase
april
Pickle Queen
6 months later i'm moving....
About a month ago my male roommates and their "ladies" decided to snort some prescription anti-psychotics (one takes them) and chased it down with some booze. Things were getting loud enough that my female roomie who was 9 months preggo and 1 cm diated started to shed a few tears. I took it upon myself to go downstairs and very nicely ask them to keep it down so she could get some much needed rest. Well this is when shit got real lmfao
1- I walked into the basement and was face to lips with some nasty 4 foot 150 pound naked fugly skank, I laughed and asked wtf was going on??. She tried to hide her shame but soon became defensive because she was ugly and naked i'm assuming lol
2- I stopped laughing at their awkward nakedness and asked them to keep it down...
3- Ugly skank starts bitching at me calling me grandma and saying her "pussy is bomb and i'm jealous"
My response " Sweety put ur pants on ur lips are flapping all over,have a smidge of dignity and shut the fuck up" as I continue to laugh
I also added " did u know the dick ur sucking is washed maybe 3 times a month? how does that taste luv? ya the toothbrush guy lmfao
4- They snort and drink lots more and decide to have a screaming orgy in the basement, which pissed the preggo roomie off enough that she packed and left that night, this after she lived with one of them over 3 years, formerly her bff.
5- I decided to stick it to my landlord, Without notice since I don't need any i'm moving in with his former BFF who is now one of my besties come feb 1st, well he kinda knows now, I didn't pay the last months rent since he can't afford to give me back my deposit lmfao, so i've kicked myself out.
Wait i'm missing a bunch of other details but I need a bong, Oh RIU i've missed u
My laptop got herpes and a lovely friend fixed it for free So i'm back muhahahahaha
About a month ago my male roommates and their "ladies" decided to snort some prescription anti-psychotics (one takes them) and chased it down with some booze. Things were getting loud enough that my female roomie who was 9 months preggo and 1 cm diated started to shed a few tears. I took it upon myself to go downstairs and very nicely ask them to keep it down so she could get some much needed rest. Well this is when shit got real lmfao
1- I walked into the basement and was face to lips with some nasty 4 foot 150 pound naked fugly skank, I laughed and asked wtf was going on??. She tried to hide her shame but soon became defensive because she was ugly and naked i'm assuming lol
2- I stopped laughing at their awkward nakedness and asked them to keep it down...
3- Ugly skank starts bitching at me calling me grandma and saying her "pussy is bomb and i'm jealous"
My response " Sweety put ur pants on ur lips are flapping all over,have a smidge of dignity and shut the fuck up" as I continue to laugh
I also added " did u know the dick ur sucking is washed maybe 3 times a month? how does that taste luv? ya the toothbrush guy lmfao
4- They snort and drink lots more and decide to have a screaming orgy in the basement, which pissed the preggo roomie off enough that she packed and left that night, this after she lived with one of them over 3 years, formerly her bff.
5- I decided to stick it to my landlord, Without notice since I don't need any i'm moving in with his former BFF who is now one of my besties come feb 1st, well he kinda knows now, I didn't pay the last months rent since he can't afford to give me back my deposit lmfao, so i've kicked myself out.
Wait i'm missing a bunch of other details but I need a bong, Oh RIU i've missed u
My laptop got herpes and a lovely friend fixed it for free So i'm back muhahahahaha6 months later i'm moving....
About a month ago my male roommates and their "ladies" decided to snort some prescription anti-psychotics (one takes them) and chased it down with some booze. Things were getting loud enough that my female roomie who was 9 months preggo and 1 cm diated started to shed a few tears. I took it upon myself to go downstairs and very nicely ask them to keep it down so she could get some much needed rest. Well this is when shit got real lmfao
1- I walked into the basement and was face to lips with some nasty 4 foot 150 pound naked fugly skank, I laughed and asked wtf was going on??. She tried to hide her shame but soon became defensive because she was ugly and naked i'm assuming lol
2- I stopped laughing at their awkward nakedness and asked them to keep it down...
3- Ugly skank starts bitching at me calling me grandma and saying her "pussy is bomb and i'm jealous"
My response " Sweety put ur pants on ur lips are flapping all over,have a smidge of dignity and shut the fuck up" as I continue to laugh
I also added " did u know the dick ur sucking is washed maybe 3 times a month? how does that taste luv? ya the toothbrush guy lmfao
4- They snort and drink lots more and decide to have a screaming orgy in the basement, which pissed the preggo roomie off enough that she packed and left that night, this after she lived with one of them over 3 years, formerly her bff.
5- I decided to stick it to my landlord, Without notice since I don't need any i'm moving in with his former BFF who is now one of my besties come feb 1st, well he kinda knows now, I didn't pay the last months rent since he can't afford to give me back my deposit lmfao, so i've kicked myself out.
Wait i'm missing a bunch of other details but I need a bong, Oh RIU i've missed u
I feel like I need a hazmat suit after reading the post.. cant imagine livin it...
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
Welcome back, happy you moved out of that shithole lol.6 months later i'm moving....
About a month ago my male roommates and their "ladies" decided to snort some prescription anti-psychotics (one takes them) and chased it down with some booze. Things were getting loud enough that my female roomie who was 9 months preggo and 1 cm diated started to shed a few tears. I took it upon myself to go downstairs and very nicely ask them to keep it down so she could get some much needed rest. Well this is when shit got real lmfao
1- I walked into the basement and was face to lips with some nasty 4 foot 150 pound naked fugly skank, I laughed and asked wtf was going on??. She tried to hide her shame but soon became defensive because she was ugly and naked i'm assuming lol
2- I stopped laughing at their awkward nakedness and asked them to keep it down...
3- Ugly skank starts bitching at me calling me grandma and saying her "pussy is bomb and i'm jealous"
My response " Sweety put ur pants on ur lips are flapping all over,have a smidge of dignity and shut the fuck up" as I continue to laugh
I also added " did u know the dick ur sucking is washed maybe 3 times a month? how does that taste luv? ya the toothbrush guy lmfao
4- They snort and drink lots more and decide to have a screaming orgy in the basement, which pissed the preggo roomie off enough that she packed and left that night, this after she lived with one of them over 3 years, formerly her bff.
5- I decided to stick it to my landlord, Without notice since I don't need any i'm moving in with his former BFF who is now one of my besties come feb 1st, well he kinda knows now, I didn't pay the last months rent since he can't afford to give me back my deposit lmfao, so i've kicked myself out.
Wait i'm missing a bunch of other details but I need a bong, Oh RIU i've missed u
Padawanbater2
Well-Known Member
Roommates must suck..
I bet living on your own is fucking paradise!
I bet living on your own is fucking paradise!