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sunni

sunni

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:wall:............i somehow got boiling hot water allover my stomach....i wanna throw up it hurts so bad

ah me gee
 
Figong

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sunni said:
:wall:............i somehow got boiling hot water allover my stomach....i wanna throw up it hurts so bad

ah me gee
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Bags of frozen vegetables are highly recommended to control the swelling and cut down on blister formation, sooner than later if at all possible... failing frozen vegetable bags, ziplock w/ice.. will help to some extent.. if you have promethazine, would also recommend 25mg, but only once every 12 hrs. Hope it gets better soon!
 
dirtyho1968

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Some of you old school metal heads or punks might find this funny...
So I was speaking to a drummer I jam with sometimes and he is currently jamming with Mike Clark from Suicidal Tendencies. Anyway, last night he tells my buddy a story that went down in some Eastern/Central European country like the Czech Republic
or somewhere around there. Anyway, they were playing some festival that Yngwie Malmsteen was also playing at. If you know about Suicidal Tendencies then you know that Rocky George is the other (lead) guitar player and is a big dude. Turns out, he really didn't like Yngwie to begin with. So later that day or night Rocky and Mike walk into their bus to see Yngwie and his girl inside their bus eating their donuts and stuff. So Rocky says "what the fuck dude? Get the fuck out of here."
Ingwei turns to him and says "you do not want me to release the Swedish wrath onto you", or some stupid ass shit like that. I'm assuming he was hammered because Ingwie was a drunk. So shit happens and Rocky puts a beat down on Ingwie and gets him out of their bus. Well Ingwie was not wanting to let it go and was banging on their bus door. So Rocky who somehow had a cattle prod stashed in the bus, gets it out and tells Mike to open the door when he tells him to. So Rocky has the cattle prod and tells Mike to open the tour bus door and sure as shit here comes Ingwie Malmsteen all worked up and ready to fight all screaming some Norseman type Viking bullshit.

Zap!!!! Cattle prod to the chest and Malmsteen is fucking lights out flat on his back.
Party over! So Suicidal end up bailing the country after the show and Ingwie checked himself into a hospital. I think he tried suing them but didn't get shit.

So years later they are in New Orleans and walk into a bar and they hear Malmsteen jamming on the juke box or sound system they have. Rocky turns to Mike and says "great" sarcastically as they walk in. Low and behold there is Ingwie on top of a table playing air guitar to his solo that is playing on the sound system. Douchey, right? Well Mile and Rocky are like WTF? So Rocky just stops, points and starts laughing at Ingwie standing on the table air guitaring to his own solo. Well Ingwie stops and sees Rocky and starts shouting while pointing at Rocky "oh no, no, no, not you!!!" and jumps off the table and bails.

I found it pretty funny because Ingwie is so full of himself and tried pulling his "don't make me release the Viking, swede, Norseman bullshit on a big ass brotha from culver city. Classic, I laughed so hard today at that, I felt I had to share.
 
Total Head

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mysunnyboy said:
why are "The Munsters" never on T.V. anymore? :eyesmoke:
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they're on sometimes during the day on tvland. i caught mister ed recently and i almost shit myself. even the "classic" channels barely play classic shows anymore after 5 pm. tv is such crap now. nick at nite is all george lopez and shit. what the fuck is that shit?

i was surfing on demand shit and i came across a show called "southie rules" about people from south boston and i thought, "how delightful. nice local(ish) people with a show. SURELY this time they won't portray them as idiots".

the show is obviously scripted as hell. it's like watching bad actors doing good accents. they put subtitles on one dude like no one can understand him and the whole thing is like watching idiots act like idiots because there's a camera on. i stopped 10 minutes into the first one i put on thinking maybe it was a just bad episode. i got 5 minutes into the second episode. every god awful stereotype is FORCED into every scene and it's obvious that multiple takes were done of a lot of the scenes. it's worse than having to listen to teenagers at a restaurant. every fucking scene is manufactured.

i don't know what i was expecting. the only reason "reality" shows get produced is to make fun of people. all i got was more self conscious about the way i talk, and i'm not even from boston.

i like catching old episodes of cops from the 90s. back then the police didn't pretend to be classy for the camera. they're on at 3:30 am eastern time. SO MANY MUSTACHES.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Sunni, that is horrible. Have you heard of bag balm? That stuff is excellent for burns!
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I go into the garden and cut Aloe Vera when I get a burn. First had it done in Thailand when I got a koh samui
tattoo (leg burn from bike exhaust, happens a lot). Thais sliced the aloe and layered it on the burn. Went down considerably the next day, no scar today! You'd have to wrap cling film round it.
 
neosapien

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Chopping the rest of my staggered harvest later today. The best and worst part of growing your own. I'll be smoking a bunch of scissor hash I'm guessing, so If I start posting a bunch of stupid shit that makes no sense... I apologize in advance.
 
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