Obama is giving himself a pay cut

[nontheist]

my wife pays taxes on her unearned income. she recently got a part time job at a clothing store not because she needed the money, but because she wanted a 50% discount on her new wardrobe for her internship next year. she pays taxes on that income too.

BUHAHAHAHAHA yeah we buy that.

i pay taxes on my work for the family business, which is ongoing, and we file separately for reasons that should be obvious to even the most casual of observers.

Yeah we do so your wife can get government paid tuition and you don't want to kick in scum bag but I know you want us to think differently.0

if this gives you some sort of raging hate boner, take it up with the authors of ORS 475.300, who made no provisions for taxation on the reimbursements for utilities and supplies which i collect.

You chose that line of work as a business quit whining it's the same shit you rally for on other posts. Tax the motherfuckers no deductions! So suck it up cupcake no room in a competitive market for candyass bitches whining about how hard it is.

 

[nontheist]

my favorite part is the maintenance work, which is basically grunt work. i like the physical labor aspect way more than the sitting behind a desk and dealing with paperwork part.

Jesus fucking Christ lets hope you never have to do something with all your talk about "plumbers tape" and we have seen the retarded havoc you can produce with a drill and screws.

 

[echelon1k1]

edit: quite possible I missed the joke?

no joke I assure you, just another one of bucks very "educated" responses...

 

[nontheist]

but seriously, i understand. my pa in law, who is an actual jew and not an honorary one like me, he gets shit all the time for being handy. jews are not supposed to be handy.

Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.

considering that the men in my (non jewish) family all have their own trades, from carpentry to farming to auto electric to landscaping, i'm pretty much doomed to a physical labor existence as well. not that i mind.

Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.

 

[Harrekin]

Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.



Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.

Tim "the Toolman" Taylor says:

Go Fuck Yourself.

 

[cannabineer]

pretty sure eucalyptus grows well in cali. don't act like every summer all the eucalypts explode.

Eucalyptus grows well in the seasonally-wet and fairly temperate coastal regions. It struggles in the Great Central Cesspit. In the mountains ... nope. Eucalypts don't like freezes. cn

 

[stoned cockatoo]

Eucalyptus grows well in the seasonally-wet and fairly temperate coastal regions. It struggles in the Great Central Cesspit. In the mountains ... nope. Eucalypts don't like freezes. cn

http://pick4.pick.uga.edu/mp/20m?kind=Eucalyptus+globulus
you are correct. there does seem to be an absence in the 'cesspit' lol. I was surprised to see that its growing in Hawaii. but anyway the point is eucalyptus are renowned for surviving bushfires that burn at say 2000~ degrees c (probably more I aint walking into a fire with a thermometer) sometimes during a fire they will explode thanks to the eucalyptus oil. but I highly doubt dr kynes tree exploded open like he described from just the heat of the sun, unless cali was 2000c that day and the tree was on fire and kynes failed to mention that

 

[UncleBuck]

Come down here if you want a real summer... Coastal climates are very comfortable especially where you are...

*Australia = Island... silly libtard felcher...

so i guess i'm confused at the bolded part.

you seem to be challenging me to come down to ausfailia if i want to experience a "real" summer, and that the coastal climates are comfy where i am. which would seem to imply that my comfy climates are not "real" summers, but yours are, meaning they are scorching hot or something.

in any case, i've done both and i prefer these ocean mitigated temps.

 

[UncleBuck]

BUHAHAHAHAHA yeah we buy that.



Yeah we do so your wife can get government paid tuition and you don't want to kick in scum bag but I know you want us to think differently.0

You chose that line of work as a business quit whining it's the same shit you rally for on other posts. Tax the motherfuckers no deductions! So suck it up cupcake no room in a competitive market for candyass bitches whining about how hard it is.

Jesus fucking Christ lets hope you never have to do something with all your talk about "plumbers tape" and we have seen the retarded havoc you can produce with a drill and screws.

Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.



Handyman = Too fucking incompetent by law to touch plumbing, electrical, hvac, framing, irrigation, but does it anyway killing people, destroying homes or both eventually.

you seem bitter, nonsenseist.*

maybe if you weren't stuck in that cesspool of an international punchline we call the american south, your humors would improve.

hell, i bet if you just got your mud covered, incestuous hands on some of the top shelf herb we grow out here, instead of that filthy brown cartel schwag so prominent in your neck of the woods, your whole take on life would improve.

but alas, that's not happening anytime soon.

there's a reason no self respecting individual chooses to take a vacation to biloxi, mississippi.

 

[ChesusRice]

you seem bitter, nonsenseist.*

maybe if you weren't stuck in that cesspool of an international punchline we call the american south, your humors would improve.

hell, i bet if you just got your mud covered, incestuous hands on some of the top shelf herb we grow out here, instead of that filthy brown cartel schwag so prominent in your neck of the woods, your whole take on life would improve.

but alas, that's not happening anytime soon.

there's a reason no self respecting individual chooses to take a vacation to biloxi, mississippi.

Funny aint it?

Hates mexicans but like most skin heads has no other choice for supply of weed and meth

 

[UncleBuck]

Funny aint it?

Hates mexicans but like most skin heads has no other choice for supply of weed and meth

nah, nonsenseist works 16 hour days and then comes home and tends to his land and fucks his wife like a porn star then grows the BEST WEED EVAR! and then has a beer and PWNS all of us.

he said so himself, so you know it's true, and not at all an embellishment caused by years of assaultive ass rape by clowns.

 

[Dr Kynes]

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NSW is a state you fucking moron... context obviously means nothing to you... keep at it alex...

yep new south wales is a state, the state where most of your posts relate to, and where all your ausfailian newspaper website links come from.

california is a state too.

does that mean youre a moron?

context obviously confuses and angers you, so i gotta wonder why you keep following me around. seriously, im not into dudes, nor do i want any dudes in me. im all about the ladies.

 

[Dr Kynes]

http://pick4.pick.uga.edu/mp/20m?kind=Eucalyptus+globulus
you are correct. there does seem to be an absence in the 'cesspit' lol. I was surprised to see that its growing in Hawaii. but anyway the point is eucalyptus are renowned for surviving bushfires that burn at say 2000~ degrees c (probably more I aint walking into a fire with a thermometer) sometimes during a fire they will explode thanks to the eucalyptus oil. but I highly doubt dr kynes tree exploded open like he described from just the heat of the sun, unless cali was 2000c that day and the tree was on fire and kynes failed to mention that

first, brushfires burn at high temps, but pass quickly, most trees will survive handily, as long as theres no ladder fuel to make a brushfire into a crown fire.

second, eucalyptus are not any better suited to survive brushfires than pine trees oak trees or maple trees.

third i have never heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding "thanks to the eucalyptus oil" and i spent several years on the firelines. creosote bushes go up like a roman candle, and pine trees can burst if their sap catches in a crownfire, but not eucalyptus

fourth, the tree that popped outside my house did not explode, that was a literary exaggeration, explained in the next few sentences to be a BURSTING from prolonged heat. this particular variety of eucalyptus has a soggy wet ass heartwood, and when it gets too hot for too long, it can POP "like an overheated hot-pocket" or did your ritalin wear off before you got to the last sentence?

 

[Dr Kynes]

lol.. Oregon has more ocean coast than Australia?

edit: quite possible I missed the joke?

ausfailia is subject to a high pressure tropical pocket which keeps that little island dryer than echelon's pussy. the much vaunted "heat" in ausfailia is only by comparison to countries like france, where they get deathtolls in the hundreds from "heatwaves" that stretch all the way into the high 80's.

yes thats right 85 degrees, and frenchies are dropping like echelon's panties on fleet week.

on the one hand its sad that french people are so laughably easy to kill, but on the other hand it does explain a lot about their success in military endeavours. but lets not get sidetracked laughing at the french...

new south wales (capital of ausfailia) has annual average highs in the 80's which is clearly high enouigh to keep their french population in check, but not particularly impressive when stacked up against anyplace in the mojave which as anyone who has ever seen a map can tell you covers about half of southen california all of arizona and most of nevada. the hilariously unoriginally named "Northern Territories" (echelon's home state) boasts annual highs of 97 degrees, which might make ausfailians or eurotrash faint from the vapours, but will go unremarked by even the pastiest of los angelenos. fuck even our ginger kids can take that kind of warmth.

but in echelon's defense, the heat does seem so much more oppressive when youre locked up for being a holocaust denier, getting ass fucked by an abo who got busted for huffing petrol and raping a cigarette machine outside the centrelink in alice springs.

it's pretty sad when all your entire tiny island nation has to recommend itself is the "oppressive heat" of 85-97 degrees, world dominance in the areas of shark attacks and jellyfish fatalities, and leading the world in per capita artificial noses.

and while ausfailia may be a shabby little island with a dry and unpleasant climate, swarming with crocodiles, venomous insects, deadly poisonous spiders, cheeky and aggressive snakes and the descendents of british child rapers, it suffers from a climate one would find in the middle of a desert in a civilized nation, on a civilized continent, but without the grand vistas, exotic rock formations or any other benefit which would make a resident of such a land resist the urge to put a bullet through his head, if you could even get a gun.

 

[cannabineer]

So much hate on Aussies. I don't get it. cn

 

[UncleBuck]

So much hate on Aussies. I don't get it. cn

as long as echelon is their representative to RIU, i support it wholeheartedly.

 

[cannabineer]

as long as echelon is their representative to RIU, i support it wholeheartedly.

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

 

[Dr Kynes]

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

mainly i despise ausfailians for their hypocrisy, and their continued support for their hometown hero Joseph Fritzl

but they are marginally less repulsive than the french.

 

[UncleBuck]

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

dissenting opinion: it's the fun, lighthearted kind of bigotry that only exists within the confines of this cyber-reality.

plus, i'm kind of insulated from it considering that oregon is no one's international punchline.

 

[Dr Kynes]

dissenting opinion: it's the fun, lighthearted kind of bigotry that only exists within the confines of this cyber-reality.

plus, i'm kind of insulated from it considering that oregon is no one's international punchline.

havent you heard? The Dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.



a place so fucked up, even your lesbian bookshops are run by dudes.