lol.. Oregon has more ocean coast than Australia?
edit: quite possible I missed the joke?
ausfailia is subject to a high pressure tropical pocket which keeps that little island dryer than echelon's pussy. the much vaunted "heat" in ausfailia is only by comparison to countries like france, where they get deathtolls in the hundreds from "heatwaves" that stretch all the way into the high 80's.
yes thats right 85 degrees, and frenchies are dropping like echelon's panties on fleet week.
on the one hand its sad that french people are so laughably easy to kill, but on the other hand it does explain a lot about their success in military endeavours. but lets not get sidetracked laughing at the french...
new south wales (capital of ausfailia) has annual average highs in the 80's which is clearly high enouigh to keep their french population in check, but not particularly impressive when stacked up against anyplace in the mojave which as anyone who has ever seen a map can tell you covers about half of southen california all of arizona and most of nevada. the hilariously unoriginally named "Northern Territories" (echelon's home state) boasts annual highs of 97 degrees, which might make ausfailians or eurotrash faint from the vapours, but will go unremarked by even the pastiest of los angelenos. fuck even our ginger kids can take that kind of warmth.
but in echelon's defense, the heat does seem so much more oppressive when youre locked up for being a holocaust denier, getting ass fucked by an abo who got busted for huffing petrol and raping a cigarette machine outside the centrelink in alice springs.
it's pretty sad when all your entire tiny island nation has to recommend itself is the "oppressive heat" of 85-97 degrees, world dominance in the areas of shark attacks and jellyfish fatalities, and leading the world in per capita artificial noses.
and while ausfailia may be a shabby little island with a dry and unpleasant climate, swarming with crocodiles, venomous insects, deadly poisonous spiders, cheeky and aggressive snakes and the descendents of british child rapers, it suffers from a climate one would find in the middle of a desert in a civilized nation, on a civilized continent, but without the grand vistas, exotic rock formations or any other benefit which would make a resident of such a land resist the urge to put a bullet through his head, if you could even get a gun.
