If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

[curious2garden]

Beuffer420 this gem belongs here too good one!

Note to self: on a windy day make sure I roll a joint inside instead of outside. My blue dream is all over the ground! Guess ill just grab more lol

 

[beuffer420]

Beuffer420 this gem belongs here too good one!

Ahhhh it does fit doesn't it lol!!!

 

[silasraven]

why not just get an air conditioner?

ever try this when you've got crazy christians telling you you don't need it to live life and they do everything in there power to stop you from buying one? true story i was supposed to have mine a month ago.

 

[Mad Hamish]

...your average comment on joints you get passed is 'aw, it's OK but next time'...

 

[Mad Hamish]

... your wife asks you to bring beans from the shop and you log into the 'tude...

 

[Mad Hamish]

...you go looking at houses with your family and the only part you care about is the BASEMENT...

 

[Mad Hamish]

...you snigger every time you walk past the pool pH testing equipment in the shop knowing it is INFERIOR and you could probably test the shit out of any pool...

 

[Mad Hamish]

... you stop running your geyser to squeeze another 600 watts off your boards.... (true story)

 

[Mad Hamish]

...the stairs to the basement are littered with gallon-bottles...

 

[Mad Hamish]

...on long nature walks you carry a few seeds and a gallon of water for just in case...

 

[SoHumNewbie]

...if the footstool in your living room is actually an old tub of bat guano...
...if you have actually purchased bat guano...
...if you know what panda plastic is...
...if you have ever had the person in line behind you at the grocery store pull a leaf off your back...

 

[slowbus]

1) if you have 5 flashlights but they all shine green
2) if you are a bad ass with a roll of duct tape

 

[Rayne]

If you smell like really good pot all the time, you might be a pot farmer.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

If you can afford to give a five gallon bucket worth of under growth trimmings to your pig because you already have too many clones.....yes i just did this. She loved em.

 

[Mad Hamish]

...you only see about 5 people a year and those only the ones you can really TRUST... True story too.

 

[MrEDuck]

When you can give your wife a haircut with a pair of fiskars and she gets compliments on it.

 

[gioua]

you know the first rule of growing....

 

[silasraven]

you know your bored when you put honey on the floor and bleach in a spray bottle and wait for piss ants to attack the honey.

 

[curious2garden]

...you snigger every time you walk past the pool pH testing equipment in the shop knowing it is INFERIOR and you could probably test the shit out of any pool...

ROFLMAO!! No not if you do your pool correctly. I used my pool test equipment for my grow, it was that accurate and thank you CN for that wonderful Oakton yeah it's nicer than what I owned, you were right!

 

[curious2garden]

you know the first rule of growing....

Don't put your plants in hula skirts and tow them around the neighborhood in the back of your truck?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm?? (I missed you and I hope you had fun while you were gone!! Harrumph).