How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

towelie...

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i could take 24 of those little fuckers.

now i dont see how this could be true, as for in a real battle, with said settings. i could beat the crap out of infinite 5-yr-olds.

its easy... stand in the middle of the field and just kicks everysingle little brat in the stomach when he comes at you. its e.a.s.y...



:peace:
 

DWR

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i could take 24 of those little fuckers.

now i dont see how this could be true, as for in a real battle, with said settings. i could beat the crap out of infinite 5-yr-olds.

its easy... stand in the middle of the field and just kicks everysingle little brat in the stomach when he comes at you. its e.a.s.y...



:peace:
^^ true man
 

PoseidonsNet

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thats not fair i'm JUST past 35,
and floridagirl is as tough as me?

i think i'm going to hand in my jersey and quite fightin' with 5 year olds.

i hope this doesn't give me nightmares
 

regrets

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I suggest watching Kidergarten cop once or twice before you go into something like this. Might help you get into the mind of a few of these assholes.
 

satman rocks

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THey took my sons bike, and then let me see who they were. Its hunt and destroy time,. I havent even told my family that i saw the bike or the kids. I also offerd the gang members across the street a half ounce to bloody the kid up. He would have een allright if he hadnt of made me run, but now i am taking this personal. Is it wrong to offer a 200 dollar bounty on a 13yr old?
lmao....how much was the bike worth?....that would be a good bounty
 

40acres

New Member
I wanna know how many of you lied and said you above average? Or how your taking karate in 3rd grade gives youmartial arts training?
 

Florida Girl

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I wanna know how many of you lied and said you above average? Or how your taking karate in 3rd grade gives youmartial arts training?


LOL... I didn't lie. I have no martial arts, never been swarmed or trampled... My score came out 28.... but I think it has to do with how I answered the morality questions. Sorry but if a gang of little shits came swarming me and were "merciless" as the quiz said... then fuck those little bastards... their going down by any means possible ;)
 

ALX420

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i could take on 24. but that would weigh 1440 pounds if each kid weighed 60 pounds. i don't remember the question about PCP.
 

Trey57

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34 out the door....

I don't know why these little bastards are attacking me but theres gonna be baby teeth flying everywhere...
 
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Wh00p

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30 here...


I think for some of you that say infinnate dont consider fatigue a factor.
 
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