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I used to live/work on a animal rescue ranch. We had cats that had REALLY bad flea allergies and would have to get shots once ever few months other wise they would scratch scabs into their skin. As for the dogs... At the beginning of Spring/summer/fall they would get a dose of Flea medicine...

I love fat bitches. Slap that ass and ride the wave baby. For real though, I do love some bigger girls. Most the girls I've been with were around 5'4" and 200lbs. I don't know what it is but they all make me feel more secure in myself. I'm a big guy at 6'1" 275lbs, and being with a big girl...

you ever hear the story of the hockey player who died on the sidelines was revived and then got pissed off because he didn't get to finish the game.

Okay so here's what you do. First hunt him like an animal. Make him paranoid. When the time is right, hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Drive him out to a shack in the middle of nofuckingwhere. When he wakes up he should be in a plastic covered room, with a drop light. and handcuffed to a...

Why was Gandhi Celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck.

So I applied this idea to my work the other day. Ended up in HR office dressed as batman. smh

So here's what you do. Go to court sporten yo team's colors. Hat cocked, pants saggin', your chain's hanging down to your waist and sportin more ice than a jewelry store. Oh and don't forget your grill. Now flip the table, bitch slap bailiff, get right in that judges face and say " yo' dog I...

Anyone wanna play the Mar io cart stoner/drinking game with me? It's simple... We need an old school N64, Tv, 4 dudes, mariokart 64, 4x6packs of beer, an ounce of dank, joint rollers, scale, and papers. Each person gets a 6 pack of beer and 6 joints (weighed out evenly). You choose your...

Wait... 2034...?? Then what the fuck is that thing we call Lady Gaga?

Sandwich bag "kush". Actually not to bad. I am feeling....feeling alright right now and I've only had 2 bowls

Someone talking about me?

(Activate's Deep, Vader, Voice) That's right Tyler. Listen to the goat. Because of weed I'm really relaxed and hungry enough to the carrots my wife bought. Don't do it man drags are baaaaad. You to start your drug adventures by dropping acid then sky diving. That's the safe way to experience...

Black T-shirt (usually a band shirt). Cargo pants or dingy looking jeans. Dr. Martens' Men's Triumph 2, Ka-bar short strapped to my hip, and a hoodie that says "I'm A Nobody" With a Giant anarchy sign for the "A". What's that tell ya' ? On the offside, I do own a suit and even know how to tie...

Lol no, no fishing for me. I fell of a dam once when I was a kid playing pack - mule for me and my brother's fishing trip. I'm carrying all of our fishing gear, and food while crossing this flowing dam to get to our fishing spot and next thing I know I'm going sideways... needless to say a 40...

So, here I am daydreaming about building my perfect bass set up. So far I've only landed for sure on the speaker configuration for the amp. Want to take the Eden D212XST4 ($900) and throw it up on top of an Eden D115XLT (another $900). The amp head is still needs some research but I'm...

So what's it like to be high? I mean it's different for every one, what's it like to you? I have experienced three different types of highs. 1 - First time I smoked. The guy gave me a dime of this bright bright green bud. Told me don't hand the bong back until it's gone. That was intense...

It will rot in the furnace, then push the smell into every room of the house.

Ok here's what you do. When he's off to work sneak into his place. Once inside, Take a dump in his toilet tank. Then ductape a fish inside his furnace. They will never get the smell out of the house and be forced to move.

Christopher Titus.

Good news, my dad checked out clear. Fit as beaten down fiddle.