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I mowed mine, and the neighbors lawns on both sides. I need to start getting paid for this.

LSD makes a great weight loss drug. It's hard to grab a snack when a dragon's guarding the fridge.

You need to add stimulation. I suggest a strict xbox or playstation saturation every couple of hours switching between a high quality porn and stem stretching at least once a day, but no more than 4 times daily.

I'm a product of the 90's so I gotta go with grunge rocker. If it was the 80's I'd have been a punker or a goth. Today, people would say I'm a hipster, but you've probably never heard of it.

Go to every yard and thrift store you can find, until you find a nice tall dresser. Take the drawers out and remove all the guides, but keep the front of the drawers. Caulk all the corners. Spray paint the inside with flat white or semi gloss white. Install small lights into the inside top...

you could get a beard trimmer. Let it grow until you like it, and keep it trimmed at that length.

My dad has a pretty decent knife collection as well. I'm hoping to inherit it on his passing (which with any luck shouldn't be for a long time) It's about 20 or so knifes. Most are survival and hunting knifes. A few daggers though. He also told me to carry a knife with me everywhere I go. For...

Who here has a passion for knives? Whether it's functional blades, fantasy steel, or historical weaponry lets talk about the sharp pointy things that we love so much and share our favorites of our collections. Personally my favorite piece that I own is a Ka-Bar short. 5 1/4" 1095 cv steel...

according to my wife, I'm not allowed to shave. She's already a bit older than me, and when I'm clean shaven I look 14 and she gets mistaken for my mom. Keep it short and shave under my chin, and neck. Tried it with the long hair, but my hair grows out looking fried so after two years of trying...

You learn something new everyday.

So found out today that it was an undercover operation. Recognized one of the guys in the clean up crew. He was hanging around during my last buy. FUUUUUCK! I don't think they really care about 1 pothead who bot a 1/4 though. If they did I would have been popped by now. Rumors are circling the...

I've got enough cats. I don't need hugs.

A fried chicken patty sandwiched between two ego waffles with syrup

Never bought any stolen goods from him. A little worried because I bought a 1/4 a few days ago, but that'll be gone by tomorrow.

Well I'm not sure about everything, but there was stolen goods as well.

So apparently while I was on back porch smoking a bowl. The SWAT team was across the street raiding my dealer's place.

Drink a gallon of water before you go to bed. The next day do the same well before you go to the test. You should be pissing clear, by the time you leave the house, and needing to go like every 20 minutes. When you get there and take the test, aim for the toilet first - break - put a little in...

Got an appointment on Thursday to replace a filling. Gonna smoke then, just like I've been smoking now. Helps deal with the toothache (well it's more like an ice pick sticking inside my jaw) supposedly you're not supposed to eat anything crunchy, smoke, or use a straw for 3 days after seeing...

So I'm high as hell filling out job applications. I've been self employed since I was 19, and the other jobs I had have been shut down, so I have no real work history, For some reason I'm not very optimistic about my chances. I have references and such though.

You guys are making my penis soft, damn