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Ya know, she does seem to know you REALLY well... :D Good to see you back, where've you been lurking? Edit: And what happened to the banana?!

That bong shut everybody up :D

Haha yes I am - originally. Then I discovered that you can teach English in nice sunny countries and get overpaid for it ;) Was out of the UK for over a decade.

Haha loved it but this game is no fun in England, drivers are too considerate and law-abiding. Try it in Cairo.

You know, I wasn't always such a wuss. I used to be well hard, cold showers every morning... Then I moved to the UK :P

And now for the humane options...

Just got a craving for grapes. I have an online meeting at 11pm. What's the best way to snap into a state of alertness if slightly erm non-alert?

Vodka + sun = my staple diet for years. Try putting a bit of vodka with lemon in your hair, too, the sun will bleach it all streaky and umm insane =) You're absolutely right, haven't done much sending - and the receiving end is nobody's business but mine and the sender's - but you're wrong in...

Like like like, where's that fucking Like button when you need it?! =)))))) I want whatever you're smoking, man, you're on fire today :D

It must be so sad living inside your cynical suspicious brain (although I suppose the substances up there would be significant compensation) - up here in Cloud Gaga Land, everybody's a lovely person :P

Speaking of vanishing acts, is SSB dead?

With all due respect... Umm.... Bollocks? I've had plenty of stuff never arrive, and not just illegal stuff either. Mind you, I KNOW it's my postie, and one of these days I'm going to prove it...

Hey IC3 - where can I go to download brand-new films, or ones that haven't even been released yet?

About a week before war broke out - 85, 86? I was pretty tiny, just old enough to lisp out my indignation at the "whites only" swimming-pool signs (my parents swear it was me who triggered the subsequent riots). Meant to go back again this year but England was closer.

Must be all the pressure from the media ideal, for them to look long and slinky...

LOL that brings back childhood memories - a python farm in Jo'burg - we arrived just as they were giving one of the biggest pythons an injection - and it puked all over my brother's feet. Never knew snakes could puke before.

Poor python :( I love pythons - really elegant creatures - but ummm never played with a 5 metre one, they start getting kind of thick and umm VERY strong after they pass the 2m mark

Hey, your post made it to #2 on Google Search results for "how to thwart sniffer dogs" =) Good read, thanks.

Wotcher boys, forum a bit sleepy today? Fuckinell it's Sunday. I thought it was Monday. I've gained a whole extra day! I'm going back to bed...

http://www.cannabisenergydrink.com/en/ Yay for pothead entrepreneurs =)))