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Murphy's Law reigns on this forum. On days that I have a full coffee jar of weed, the UK thread crackles with wit and life. On the days that I have none, and am looking to go shopping, not only does the thread basically die, but nobody answers PMs or emails or texts, and my paranoia escalates...

Mornin UK :P

Ah but this is thermal, and probably only unacclimatised cold-blooded reptiles like me still feel the need for a snuggly badass cape. (Although it doesn't look thermal. It looks AWESOME. I look so awesome. And the Darth Vadar theme music was playing in my head today when I opened the door to...

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-other/space-rugs/10286786.html It's like a big black snuggly non-stop hug. Finally I can wear my blanket while slurping my morning coffee and still look hot (if you find Darth Vader hot, and let's face it, power is sexy)...

Aha, I can put both feet behind my head but then I get stuck and need unhooking. The Weetabix box bit will be what I ponder on in the shower tonight. Weetabix box...

OK let's work out what we all have in common, us nuclear holocaust survivors. We'll start by establishing genetics etc. Which of you can roll your tongue?

Somebody say something, I'm having a twilight zone moment here, NOBODY is answering texts or phonecalls or emails and nobody is posting on this thread either and I just want to check that there hasn't been a nuclear holocaust that somehow skipped me...

I think it's ridiculous, nay downright evil, that nurseries also shut on bank holidays. How are parents supposed to have a holiday with kids around?

Morning lads, ladettes, and those that belong to neither category :D How was everybody's weekend?

Welcome back TTT =) =) You've been sorely missed... What have you been up to, and are you still up to it?

omigod! omigod! *excited girlie squealing, jumping up and down*

From where I'm looking you've all got superior reputations, the least reputable of you having double what I have. I'm honoured - nay, humbled - to be allowed to rub cyber-shoulders with such greatness... Morning UK :D

Wotcha boys... Does anybody know an onion site (deep web/ Tor browser etc.) with email addresses for top civil servants in the UK?

Dude if I'd known you were in the teflon-footed mouse business I'd have called for a home delivery last week :D :D How's the turmoil and upheaval going?

Ahhh but mine has to be wireless optical, due to the weird way that I work, and I saw this awesome one on eBay ummm shaped like ummm a car so I ordered that =)) Plus we've only just come out of quarantine for the bubonic plague. Haven't been able to roam far from the Brat this past week.

Hello boys :D My postman finally brought me my new mouse so I'm once again fully equipped to face the cyber world. What have I missed? Has anyone been busted yet? Papers were full of busts going on just down the road, cops getting anonymous tips about the SMELL of smoking, so of course me got...

Hey Chedz :D Work? Come ooonnn, you've been lazing around in the sun all day, bird-watching :D

You're a genius :D But how would I know if they sold well or not? Could be their first attempt at advertising. Anyway - me off to buy ludicrously overpriced men's glossy with half-naked woman on cover caressing the focus of the main feature (car, celebrity, hi-tech gadget, whatever). No hold...

:D Not exactly, but I'm doing in-depth research on eBay (because I'm a total novice, given that the only shopping I ever do is bread-and-milk shopping from the local supermarket and umm weed shopping) and the mere idea of researching why women buy a particular cheap-looking handbag for 50 quid...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA noooo no MDB, I swear the added bonus of learning all your flaws never even occurred to me (TBH I'd rather not know, yeuch). I was actually talking hypothetically or generally, but asking for a male perspective (I already know what products girls are embarrassed to buy :D). For...