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Nasty? Try reading that over a steaming plate of freshly-baked homemade pizza, oozing pinky red tomato sauce and pale yellow cheese and EEEUUURRRGH me gonna smoke, come and join me on the balcony... but for fuck's sake wear a sock

Hey peeps, anybody care to join me for the first jay of the day? (This is of course simply me patting myself on the back for having held out till now :D)

It's contagious :D

And my circle of grace and beauty is complete. Hi Billy :D

That's OK, I was going to ask him something torrent-related but I've already forgotten what it was. I've been chain-smoking today. In fact, this is the first day I haven't done any work at all since... since... well since I was about 8 years old, and speaking of which.... nah, I've forgotten again.

Mummy's home =) Hi boys, girls and non-specifics, sorry to have deprived you of my scintillating contributions for so long but I've been busy busy busy, and besides, I like observing you unsupervised in your natural habitats from time to time, with no interference from a superior intelligence...

Forgotten how freakin amazing this film is. Soap made from liposuctioned fat, sold back to the ladies the fat was sucked from :D Genius...

I was supposed to be restraining myself today, learning the meaning of that alien notion known as "moderation" - but it would be rude to leave you to chain-puff solo, hold on, lemme skin up and I'll be with you in 5....

Hmmm sounds like the first month of pregnancy to me... Howdy boys, me feeling in an oddly rebellious mood tonight, about to settle down with a tub of ice cream and Fight Club to see if that'll get it out of my system... Why do I never, ever remember to buy corn (the popping variety)? Howzit...

OK that was fuckin NASTY man, it hadn't even occurred to me (and why hadn't it?!). Actually it was so funny that I accidentally regurgitated some already-swallowed liquid.

Like (the Like button is failing to load tonight for some reason) Dammit I'm feeling low tonight. High but low. Oh oh oh guess what, we have curtains now :D Hmm maybe that's why I'm feeling low? I'm missing my nightly adrenaline rush?

Weirdest thing you've ever used for a roach?

Shhhh I was flattered... "little" sister, he said... nicest thing anybody's said to me all week (to be fair it's only Monday today)

Not at all, you boys are my wind-down entertainment, like mindless TV or white noise CDs before going to bed :D

Yeah, he caught it from your mum, poor bloke.

Oi. I pop in to share my favoruite spliff of the week - my Monday evening one after the chaos of the weekend is over - and I find newuserlol liking Unlucky's posts and admiring her guts. Realize I must be hallucinating, panic, drink some water, and listen to music instead. Just come back to find...

I don't think she was referring to self-inflicted blowjobs :D Is it true what they told me about Prince BTW?

Play nicely, boys :D TTT, what applications are you referring to?

That has to be the most disturbing thing I've seen all night. Excellent. And here was me worrying that my dreams were going to be boring when I go to bed in a few minutes. Me rolling a fat one and going to bed. Brat alarm goes off @7 on the dot.

Hi Doc, we haven't met but I'm a huge fan of your work. Billy, entertain me. I can't sleep. Do a handstand against the wall. I dare you.