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:D :D :D But these days I guess you'd call that kid privileged - he gets all the special PC treatment and support...

48 hours smoke-free and hating every lucid raw moment of it :D Why does this have to happen during my most major personal crisis since I came to this country?! OK moan over - still feeling a bit raw I guess - any and all crass insensitive jokes will be highly appreciated :)

Question for any smokers on the dole etc. - somebody got me on child benefits or single mum support or whatever (my mind glazed over as I listened), and I opened a bank account for it to be paid into. My question is, do the benefits people have the right and/ or means to monitor incomings and...

IP addy harvesting? Really? This forum?

You die. What, this message is too short too?!

Fedora. Whaddya mean, message too short?!

LIKE LIKE LIKE :D :p

Ah but it's an UPGRADE, it's got to be better, right?! :D

What's going on? Where is everybody? Is this this end of the world?

LIKE :D Friggin Like button failing to load again. Started laughing at "door basher thingy", stopped breathing altogether at "peed myself a little" and woke the Brat up when I got to the bit about your imaginary smack habit :D And I haven't even moved from my seat to fill my bong up (I think I...

OK what does "doing it" mean when you're not 14 any more? Smoking a bong or choking on a sarnie?

Cool, then you can help me get wrecked now :D OK, we're talking about a teeny bong picked up at a joke shop or pound shop or something. Basically a small glass jar with a rubber stopper to make it airtight. Stopper has two holes: one holds the bowl's stem and the other holds the other tube -...

Is that study true, that a water bong filters out more THC than it does tar? So actually meaning you need to smoke more rather than less (as some claim)?

Fac u man, that was TMI :D

What's wrong with you both?! EDIT: just realized you said "whole nut" - ok, that would be weird, kind of like a handful of peanuts sloshing around in salty oil? Isn't whole nut peanut butter a kind of oxymoron?

If it ain't crunchy it ain't peanut butter. If your brat is leaking creamy goo from her eyes and lurching around with a fever of about a zillion degrees, then yeah, my brat must've sneezed while the wind was blowing in your direction, sorry about that mate ;) Expense? Make her drink onion juice...

Ah well you see I ran out of cash a few days ago so I've been steadily munching my way through anything in the fridge/ freezer/ cupboard that the Brat won't eat (and as it's been plague-ridden, it hasn't really eaten much except for bogeys and calpol). I do actually have some mouldy pistachios...

Perfect timing, I'm off for a second already :D :D

Peanuts and crisps go pretty well with beer too, and they only cost about 25p per pack EDIT: This is of course nothing but Sour Grapes syndrome - sez me morosely poking at my horrible stale unsalted nut stash (the only munchies left in the house, for very good reason)

Sup Bill :D Nah (and it's only now I can say that without bursting into tears and wailing WHY?! at the sky). It's fine, got some kind of flu/ fever/ plague thing but otherwise fine, nothing a bit of calpol can't fix :D What've u been up to apart from exposing yourself to middle-aged truck drivers?