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A vessel for bearing the sacred first cuppa in the morning (mine's a coffee - thanks). Mmmmmm. Morning all.

Fac me but I've actually missed you :D Must be stoned. Welcome back ;)

The Brat is closer to criminal than child :D

Don't let appearances fool you. Still Cumnock sounds like a fun place to raise a kid :D

Maybe your shrink has a problem with curry breath. How can you have flogged no dope at all? You need to spend a little time doing market research. Demographics change. It's the quiet respectable mums you want to target these days.

Ah. I once knew a little green man that did that to me.

You really are hungry aren't you :D Nothing in the fridge?

What are your browser's cookie settings?

Almost lost for words here. Almost. You've excelled this time :D Just when I was losing my faith in the innate depravity of mankind...

Junkie fishing?

I rest my case.

You worry me.

like sun-dried tomatoes *nods wisely*

In the sun? OK so that means basically they cook it (an egg cooks in about 3 minutes under the Moroccan sun). I would have thought that cooking it kind of releases the THC and then loses it, basically (unless you eat it in a cake).

:D :D :D How goes it, how's the foot?

Morning peeps :D Today is the first day of the rest of my crappy, horrible, ridiculously melodramatic life. How can one smallish quiet person attract sooo much drama all the time?! BTW what's with all the VOTE LABOUR posters all over the place? *suddenly remembering there is life beyond...

That would be the Brat. Sorry mate, it was an emergency.

Not meaning to give you nightmares or anything but every time I see your avatar I think of banana + blender + milk = milkshake.

Hmmm. I've been pondering this for the last 5 mins and I'm not convinced - at least they'll all have achieved some kind of immortality and recognition etc. - whereas what do the rest of us non-disabled losers do?! Oh my gawd somebody get me a smoke, I'm actually taking crass jokes seriously :-0

Yorkshireman, check your PM inbox ;) EDIT: That was fun, I love synchronity :D