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Well ur not supposed to hold it in ur mouth when ur getting it, only when giving it hahaha

U gotta ask my hubby first if he agrees then absolutely hahaha, he does have an account on here

my husband says i give the best blow job in the world, but u will have to ask him, because i think hes just being modest, i can do some crazy shit with my mouth though when it comes to blow jobs have any of u guys out there had it where a girl holds an ice cube in ur mouth and blow u at the...

yes i am actually, it always takes me a few minutes to first get into, usually like to be drunk or high, makes me more loose if u know what i mean, then once in i love it, done dp and all sorts of things the best time was me and my hubby rented a hotel for 3 days got smashed as shit and...

thats really cool, sounds like a very interesting job :D

hahahahahaha i have the exact same shoes

Omg that is a funny story, I have had my share of weird experiences Did u ever do ass play again after that

I understand after like 4 cups I already got to refill it so I understand exactly wat ur saying, I also love the variety of coffee that when I go for my second cup it doesnt have to be the same as the first, I guess its a give and take relationship hahaha

sounds like a wonderful idea, u could probably make profits of it, hahahahahaha ok u wanna hear a funny story...well doesnt matter if u do or dont...im typing it anyways so when me and my hubby had our first kiss, it was so funny neither of us wanted to make the first move so we spent like 30...

lmao i love this thred this pic makes me die of laughter i think all dads with young kids should use this

if you want some good laughs go to this website, anytime im down i go to this site and automatically im cheered up...you wouldnt believe what people do http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

this image makes me laugh

this is me picking shells in florida, the only difference is i have hair that goes down to the middle of my back now...and for all u disbelievers that is my natural hair colour, ive had thousands of people ask me if i dye my hair but i dont

damn i thought i had rough scars, then listening to your stories make me realize how lucky i have had it, the best one i have though is one my nose i have a little one in the shape of an L which i got from when i was a child and had chicken pox i also forgot to mention i have a big scar across...

well has anyone tried like those kreuig machines...now they actually make coffee, i cant fathom every buying a coffee machine unless its that, always refreshes me sitting here in a little dress because its so hot

for me the easiest to give up is like fruits and veggies, i just dont eat enough of them even though i try...i could never give up meat...i love my meat especially like steak rare, i love that blood the hardest thing for me to give up is starches, i just love starches they are like a comfort...

So guys when u start complaining about hair, just think we coulda been made worse like having bristles like a porcupine

I think I would prefer hair, than if a women had a crotch like a porcupine, that shoots bristles when it feels dangered hahahahahahahaha just imagine u go down for a taste and instead ur face is covered in sharp bristles

His hot sauces are wonderful, ive tried them. He knows wat hes talking about when it comes to peppers.

Omg this gives me huge laughs I love it, but u come near me with sandpaper and ur getting a damn good kick in the jewels then I will use it on u hahaha haha haha