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fdd2blk

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Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Should Run For President in 2012

February 9, 2010 – 4:25 am

1. It won’t matter because according to the Mayan calendar, the world’s going to end anyway.

2. She’s arguably HOT and definitely STUPID.

3. It’s unlikely the GOP will embrace her so she’ll “go rogue”, run third party and split the mouthbreather vote.

4. Oh, the carnival. Oh, the burlesque. Sloganeering and jingoism will be the new vaudeville. Late night television will crackle with the glut of comic opportunity. I confess, this phenomena is much anticipated by yours truly. It’s probably my guiltiest ulterior for hoping it all comes to pass. Well, maybe not.
Somewhere in here McCain will fold in upon himself and blow away.

5. The world will finally own the demarcation, previously a fine line, between the clever and the stupid America. My very own “1/4 Paradigm”, will be accepted as an archetype by sociologists and political scientists across the globe. The “1/4 Paradigm” posits that at least 25% of Americans are incorrigibly dumb. Nixon’s approval rating was around 25% when forced to resign to avoid all out impeachment. Dumbya’s was about the same when he left office. These are the people who still believe Hussein was behind 9/11, Obama is a Muslim and not a citizen and that you might be queer if you don’t like steak or fail to objectify females and various ethnicities. The Teabaggers who are still all obsequious for Reagan, despite that he raised taxes at least five times (mostly on the wealthy), tripled the deficit and expanded the federal government by some 61,000 employees. The people who bring loaded firearms to peaceful political events when there own icon was felled by the bullet of some whackjob exactly like them. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Great Unwashed. The “1/4 Paradigm”.

6. Hunter S. Thompson said famously, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. I’m really hoping this little prophecy finds some purchase. I understand this is congruous with reason number four but still, I can’t wait to see what the opposition affords us. The neoliberal may finally emerge as some metaphorical anti-matter to the the neoconservative and we’ll finally enjoy the grace and promise of a reasonably sane and progressive society. It could happen. What would a neoliberal be like? How would it manifest? Discuss.

7. Millions of little girls will come to know that they too, can do anything……………as long as they don’t buy their own shit and believe they’re something they’re not. Something they have no idea about. Learn to recognize when they’re in over their heads. Maybe they’ll teach it to little boys. See, this could be good.

8. Honestly, the effect on men if she won would be fascinating. If roughly the same number of bigots and he-man woman haters came out of the woodwork as did racists when Obama got elected, we’d have quite a show. A lot of men would suddenly wear their inner asshole on the outside. Trust me. Lift kits will sell like guns.

9. I really want her loser ass to get plowed. I want to see her humiliated. I thought Dumbya was an empty suit. I’d punch Dick Cheney if I had the chance. I just don’t have much patience for people who think they’re smarter than they actually are. I’ve dealt with them. I want to push her face in. Most of us understand she’s a two dimensional attention whore who’s never thought more than a few minutes into the immediate future. I have no respect for her and I want to see her disrespected. Politically and metaphorically, I want to see her taste her own blood.
I bet I just made somebody’s list.

10. See number nine.







 
ChChoda

ChChoda

Well-Known Member
fdd2blk said:
Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Should Run For President in 2012

February 9, 2010 – 4:25 am

1. It won’t matter because according to the Mayan calendar, the world’s going to end anyway.

2. She’s arguably HOT and definitely STUPID.

3. It’s unlikely the GOP will embrace her so she’ll “go rogue”, run third party and split the mouthbreather vote.

4. Oh, the carnival. Oh, the burlesque. Sloganeering and jingoism will be the new vaudeville. Late night television will crackle with the glut of comic opportunity. I confess, this phenomena is much anticipated by yours truly. It’s probably my guiltiest ulterior for hoping it all comes to pass. Well, maybe not.
Somewhere in here McCain will fold in upon himself and blow away.

5. The world will finally own the demarcation, previously a fine line, between the clever and the stupid America. My very own “1/4 Paradigm”, will be accepted as an archetype by sociologists and political scientists across the globe. The “1/4 Paradigm” posits that at least 25% of Americans are incorrigibly dumb. Nixon’s approval rating was around 25% when forced to resign to avoid all out impeachment. Dumbya’s was about the same when he left office. These are the people who still believe Hussein was behind 9/11, Obama is a Muslim and not a citizen and that you might be queer if you don’t like steak or fail to objectify females and various ethnicities. The Teabaggers who are still all obsequious for Reagan, despite that he raised taxes at least five times (mostly on the wealthy), tripled the deficit and expanded the federal government by some 61,000 employees. The people who bring loaded firearms to peaceful political events when there own icon was felled by the bullet of some whackjob exactly like them. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Great Unwashed. The “1/4 Paradigm”.

6. Hunter S. Thompson said famously, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. I’m really hoping this little prophecy finds some purchase. I understand this is congruous with reason number four but still, I can’t wait to see what the opposition affords us. The neoliberal may finally emerge as some metaphorical anti-matter to the the neoconservative and we’ll finally enjoy the grace and promise of a reasonably sane and progressive society. It could happen. What would a neoliberal be like? How would it manifest? Discuss.

7. Millions of little girls will come to know that they too, can do anything……………as long as they don’t buy their own shit and believe they’re something they’re not. Something they have no idea about. Learn to recognize when they’re in over their heads. Maybe they’ll teach it to little boys. See, this could be good.

8. Honestly, the effect on men if she won would be fascinating. If roughly the same number of bigots and he-man woman haters came out of the woodwork as did racists when Obama got elected, we’d have quite a show. A lot of men would suddenly wear their inner asshole on the outside. Trust me. Lift kits will sell like guns.

9. I really want her loser ass to get plowed. I want to see her humiliated. I thought Dumbya was an empty suit. I’d punch Dick Cheney if I had the chance. I just don’t have much patience for people who think they’re smarter than they actually are. I’ve dealt with them. I want to push her face in. Most of us understand she’s a two dimensional attention whore who’s never thought more than a few minutes into the immediate future. I have no respect for her and I want to see her disrespected. Politically and metaphorically, I want to see her taste her own blood.
I bet I just made somebody’s list.

10. See number nine.
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There you go embracing those made up images again! I thought you thought :lol:you were smarter than this...playing the mans game. :roll:
 
figtree

figtree

Active Member
fdd, you never cease to amuse me. i love your sense of humor, and your a pretty straight shooter.
love Hunter s. Thompson........
 
londonfog

londonfog

Well-Known Member
fdd2blk said:
Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Should Run For President in 2012

February 9, 2010 – 4:25 am

1. It won’t matter because according to the Mayan calendar, the world’s going to end anyway.

2. She’s arguably HOT and definitely STUPID.

3. It’s unlikely the GOP will embrace her so she’ll “go rogue”, run third party and split the mouthbreather vote.

4. Oh, the carnival. Oh, the burlesque. Sloganeering and jingoism will be the new vaudeville. Late night television will crackle with the glut of comic opportunity. I confess, this phenomena is much anticipated by yours truly. It’s probably my guiltiest ulterior for hoping it all comes to pass. Well, maybe not.
Somewhere in here McCain will fold in upon himself and blow away.

5. The world will finally own the demarcation, previously a fine line, between the clever and the stupid America. My very own “1/4 Paradigm”, will be accepted as an archetype by sociologists and political scientists across the globe. The “1/4 Paradigm” posits that at least 25% of Americans are incorrigibly dumb. Nixon’s approval rating was around 25% when forced to resign to avoid all out impeachment. Dumbya’s was about the same when he left office. These are the people who still believe Hussein was behind 9/11, Obama is a Muslim and not a citizen and that you might be queer if you don’t like steak or fail to objectify females and various ethnicities. The Teabaggers who are still all obsequious for Reagan, despite that he raised taxes at least five times (mostly on the wealthy), tripled the deficit and expanded the federal government by some 61,000 employees. The people who bring loaded firearms to peaceful political events when there own icon was felled by the bullet of some whackjob exactly like them. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Great Unwashed. The “1/4 Paradigm”.

6. Hunter S. Thompson said famously, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. I’m really hoping this little prophecy finds some purchase. I understand this is congruous with reason number four but still, I can’t wait to see what the opposition affords us. The neoliberal may finally emerge as some metaphorical anti-matter to the the neoconservative and we’ll finally enjoy the grace and promise of a reasonably sane and progressive society. It could happen. What would a neoliberal be like? How would it manifest? Discuss.

7. Millions of little girls will come to know that they too, can do anything……………as long as they don’t buy their own shit and believe they’re something they’re not. Something they have no idea about. Learn to recognize when they’re in over their heads. Maybe they’ll teach it to little boys. See, this could be good.

8. Honestly, the effect on men if she won would be fascinating. If roughly the same number of bigots and he-man woman haters came out of the woodwork as did racists when Obama got elected, we’d have quite a show. A lot of men would suddenly wear their inner asshole on the outside. Trust me. Lift kits will sell like guns.

9. I really want her loser ass to get plowed. I want to see her humiliated. I thought Dumbya was an empty suit. I’d punch Dick Cheney if I had the chance. I just don’t have much patience for people who think they’re smarter than they actually are. I’ve dealt with them. I want to push her face in. Most of us understand she’s a two dimensional attention whore who’s never thought more than a few minutes into the immediate future. I have no respect for her and I want to see her disrespected. Politically and metaphorically, I want to see her taste her own blood.
I bet I just made somebody’s list.

10. See number nine.
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:clap::clap: I say all the above ...lol
 
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PadawanBater

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ChChoda said:

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Dude, is that all you ever have in your bag of tricks, red herrings?

Someone says something Palin said was stupid, you come back with a pic of Biden with some stupid expression on his face... or the Clintons... or Obama...

Then to top it off you accuse FDD of "playing the mans game" without even realizing you're doing that exact thing yourself.


And instead of posting two, hour long clips of the bitch speak, when nobody but her brainwashed supporters can stomach the "you betcha"'s coming every 2 or 3 minutes coupled with the winks to the tea-baggers, do the smart thing and write out a small analysis of why YOU think the speech was her best. Anyone can post a link or watch a video clip. What I'm interested in is why YOU think they were her best. So go ahead, tell me.
 
ChChoda

ChChoda

Well-Known Member
PadawanBater said:
Dude, is that all you ever have in your bag of tricks, red herrings?

Someone says something Palin said was stupid, you come back with a pic of Biden with some stupid expression on his face... or the Clintons... or Obama...

Then to top it off you accuse FDD of "playing the mans game" without even realizing you're doing that exact thing yourself.


And instead of posting two, hour long clips of the bitch speak, when nobody but her brainwashed supporters can stomach the "you betcha"'s coming every 2 or 3 minutes coupled with the winks to the tea-baggers, do the smart thing and write out a small analysis of why YOU think the speech was her best. Anyone can post a link or watch a video clip. What I'm interested in is why YOU think they were her best. So go ahead, tell me.
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