"Ancient Aliens" and the Ancient astronaut theory.

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Beefbisquit

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I guarantee I could hit any one of those ninjas in the head without him hearing anything coming.

Every single video they raise the sword, then just before the strike there's an (un-needed) upward movement before swinging the sword down. If instead they raised the sword and made a very quick snap of the sword down, the person would never be able to move in time, and the show would be ruined. This is one of those things in martial arts that is 1/2 mastery, 1/2 trickery.

Not only could you hear the sudden uplift, but the floor would move as well as you raise your weight off the floor. There are a ton of physical cues that you can take from without resorting to supernatural explanations.

Put ear muffs on the testee, and put him on a solid concrete floor and repeat the test. $20 says he leaves with a concussion.
 
NietzscheKeen

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Padawanbater2 said:
OK so you just admitted the movement was because of sound, not some 6th sense
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You mean for me? It was just practicing so much that it became an automatic reaction. You got good enough you could pick on the slightly cues without even really paying attention.

I think the sword thing was just as Beef said; I noticed the upswing too and thought that seemed a little unnecessary. If you watch samurai sword experts, it's just a smooth fluid motion, no back swings before the actual swing. We don't even do that in baseball for crying out loud.
 
Beefbisquit

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Watch the show;

Mind, Body, and Kick ass Moves

It goes around the world showing some virtually unknown martial arts. Some crazy shit; check out this particular martial art... lol I would NOT want to get poked in the guts by that guy. The amount of damage you could do with the full force of a punch being directed into the fingertips is mind boggling.

http://youtu.be/v0iVbCCrCUs?t=21m49s

The link starts at the part about Dim Mak - the whole episode is pretty neat! The series is worth a watch!


This is the particular spot I would interesting;

http://youtu.be/v0iVbCCrCUs?t=26m41s

The host is somewhat skeptical, (he's obviously making a good show) but the look on his face after the Master 'removes' the chi from his body is somewhat hard to fake. I don't think he quite knew what to think, either that or he's a great actor!
 
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That said, under the influence of DMT I can see in limited fashion 360 degrees around me with my eyes closed. I've talked to others who experience the same thing. We do have senses we don't understand yet but that doesn't make it magic or the result of aliens.
 
NietzscheKeen

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For those interested in the Ancient Alien stuff, you guys might also be interested in the Unarius Academy of Science.

[video=youtube;dpy-I7ce3tg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpy-I7ce3tg[/video]
 
mindphuk

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Beefbisquit said:
I guarantee I could hit any one of those ninjas in the head without him hearing anything coming.

Every single video they raise the sword, then just before the strike there's an (un-needed) upward movement before swinging the sword down. If instead they raised the sword and made a very quick snap of the sword down, the person would never be able to move in time, and the show would be ruined. This is one of those things in martial arts that is 1/2 mastery, 1/2 trickery.

Not only could you hear the sudden uplift, but the floor would move as well as you raise your weight off the floor. There are a ton of physical cues that you can take from without resorting to supernatural explanations.

Put ear muffs on the testee, and put him on a solid concrete floor and repeat the test. $20 says he leaves with a concussion.
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[video=youtube;Y0tbNbaqsZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y0tbNbaqsZ8[/video]

First, I want you to watch the video again and see if you can spot a pattern between those that pass and those that fail. I had to watch this test given many times before I noticed that this test was, basically, a magic trick with the student completely unaware of what was happening. If they pass, they believe that they are so attuned to their martial ability, that they can dodge an attack with no warning. They never know that they were actually cued as to when the attack was coming, and actually could not pass this test if I were proctoring it.
The cue is simple; the test proctor rises up on his toes before he swings the bamboo sword if he wants the student to dodge the strike. With the test taking place on a padded floor, the rising up on the toes causes a minor, but noticeable, shift in the floor. The test taker feels this shift and immediately dodges. When the proctor does not give this cue, the test taker gets hit.
[h=2]-excerpted from The Bujinkan Godan Test: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly [/h]
 
Beefbisquit

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mindphuk said:
[video=youtube;Y0tbNbaqsZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y0tbNbaqsZ8[/video]

First, I want you to watch the video again and see if you can spot a pattern between those that pass and those that fail. I had to watch this test given many times before I noticed that this test was, basically, a magic trick with the student completely unaware of what was happening. If they pass, they believe that they are so attuned to their martial ability, that they can dodge an attack with no warning. They never know that they were actually cued as to when the attack was coming, and actually could not pass this test if I were proctoring it.
The cue is simple; the test proctor rises up on his toes before he swings the bamboo sword if he wants the student to dodge the strike. With the test taking place on a padded floor, the rising up on the toes causes a minor, but noticeable, shift in the floor. The test taker feels this shift and immediately dodges. When the proctor does not give this cue, the test taker gets hit.
-excerpted from The Bujinkan Godan Test: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
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Heh, great minds think alike. ;) I noticed the lift the first time I watched it.
 
Moldy

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420tokeup said:
Anyone ever seen the show? Shit is crazy, bro. I'm a believer in the ancient astronaut theory. There is some crazy shit on there like underwater and underground cities, the moai, puma punku, the mayans? I mean wtf seriously? how else can you logically explain that shit?
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I beats the fairy in the sky theory.
 
kpmarine

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mindphuk said:
[video=youtube;Y0tbNbaqsZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y0tbNbaqsZ8[/video]

First, I want you to watch the video again and see if you can spot a pattern between those that pass and those that fail. I had to watch this test given many times before I noticed that this test was, basically, a magic trick with the student completely unaware of what was happening. If they pass, they believe that they are so attuned to their martial ability, that they can dodge an attack with no warning. They never know that they were actually cued as to when the attack was coming, and actually could not pass this test if I were proctoring it.
The cue is simple; the test proctor rises up on his toes before he swings the bamboo sword if he wants the student to dodge the strike. With the test taking place on a padded floor, the rising up on the toes causes a minor, but noticeable, shift in the floor. The test taker feels this shift and immediately dodges. When the proctor does not give this cue, the test taker gets hit.
[h=2]-excerpted from The Bujinkan Godan Test: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly [/h]
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I watched that video, and you're right. The ones that dodge effectively are the ones where the proctor went on his toes. Like NK said, he exaggerates the shit out of it for the woman at 2:50. That's where you can really see the trick to it. It's not magic additional senses; just good, old-fashioned situational awareness.
 
Nevaeh420

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420tokeup said:
yup, just a friendly and stoned debate :).

Nevaeh420 thats some crazy shit bro. Not too many people get to see shit like that, your lucky. And I agree with you man, we're not alone in the universe. That would be ludicrous. Just think about the odds of earth being the only planet out of all the stars and planets in the universe hosting life. That idea just doesn't make since. There is no way that Earth was "cool enough" to be the only planet to develop life.

which brings me back to what I said before. If you believe that there is other life in the universe, why is it so hard to believe that they visited thousand of years ago? UFO sightings are reported by the hundreds every month. maybe their species is extinct now? maybe they don't give a fuck anymore? maybe they're living among us? or maybe we're the aliens?

who the fuck knows...and probably no one ever will unfortunately :(
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Ya, it was crazy seeing that being wearing the invisibility suit. But I have to be totally honest, I dont know if they being really was an alien or a human. I can only assume it was a humanoid alien because people dont have the invisibility technology yet, maybe the government does but not normal people. Plus the being wearing the "invisibility suit" was on top of My neighbors roof about 15 yards away from where I was watching him with My BB gun. How in the world could a person be on top of a roof wearing an invisibility suit? It was the coolest things I ever saw in My life though. At first it was totally invisibile but than (after maybe 20 minutes of watching) went translucent and I could see him.

The being that I saw was letting light pass right through his suit, like splashes of circles of light. I drew the pictures on My youtube video to TRY and depict what I saw but the pictures dont do much justice. I wish I recorded the encounter but I dont have a video camera still.

If it wasnt a human that I saw than it was an alien. If it was an alien than they visited Me, at My house. I have not seen any aliens before that one time in August of 2012 and I have not seen one since. But I did watch him for maybe 2 hours or so. I just wish I could have shaken his hand but he was on a roof and there was no getting to him. I wasnt even thinking about it at the time. At the time, I was just pondering what I saw.

Either it was someone from a government, a person wearing a high tech invisibility suit, or an alien wearing a high tech invisibility suit. I cant think of any other options. Can any of you? Either way, I know what I saw, I just dont know who was behind that suit.

~PEACE~
 
Chronic Masterbator

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Sumerian evidence lemshay.jpg2nsqhhf.jpg, I see the sun and the milkyway galaxy. Don't worry hateraide drinkers. Got more evidence on the way when I get home.
The boken doesn't make a sound coming down. If It does make a noise its after it has been swung. Pass the sakki test and say it was sound. But I would doubt that you would though. I can see you with a broken arm blocking a punch. You don't block you parry only block if its completely necessary. I did the test on traditional wood flooring no mat.
I will post some sakki test that are not on mats. Telling you won't hear it come down.
Some of you seem to be pretty closed minded. But your entitled to your opinions.
 
Chronic Masterbator

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Kervork said:
That sumerian 9 planets thing... Well, any sumerian scholar would tell you that it's not 9 planets orbiting the sun because that's not their symbol for the sun. The mayan space dude.. well any scholar of mayan history will be able to tell you the real interpretation of what the guy is doing, and it's not flying a space ship. In pretty much every case of this ancient astronaut crap, the person claiming it is alien proof has no background in whatever cultures they are making claims about. The sumerian 9 planets guy didn't even read the language and the translations he made were total bullshit.

How did they find pluto, the simple answer is they didn't. The guy who made that claim saw something that looked like a crude drawing of the solar system and jumped to a very stupid conclusion. Take any of these claims and tear it apart and you find it's utter crap invented to sell books.

That said, there are some big fucking mysteries in the past but they don't involve aliens.

I saw one episode where they took one of the inca gold catfish pendants and turned it into a model plane and it flew. Big fucking shit, I can get all sorts of shit to fly if it's even half way aerodynamic, doesn't mean it is an ancient jet plane. Intuition is what scients use to come up with their theories so they can then set about proving them, it is not proof in itself.

Injecting aliens into everything does a great disservice to our ancestors. Aliens didn't teach the Mayans astronomy, the Myans were clever fucks who worked hard and figured it out. To blame everything on aliens is basicaly admitting ancient people were smarter than you and you can't figure out how to duplicate their works.

Your mind has been poisoned by magical thinking.
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Your mind is closed off. Open it. So what your saying that it was some coincidence they had guessed the right amount of planets including Pluto. Those are big odds.
 
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I passed the the go Dan test the second time with a baseball. Just to prove others wrong. Can't feel or hear that shit comming. Had friends that didn't believe. Now they do!! I have had several incidents that where similar to that test. 3 times angry mocking birds swooped at the back of my head. And all I did was tilt my head and see em fly past my head. 5th sense is real and can be devolped.

Once you let your mind except that. Then only then you can begin training that sense. Shit I can hit moving targets with throw spikes blind folded. 5th sense is real. In fact you and everyone have some type of ability you haven't realised and yet to unlock.
 
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Nevaeh420 said:
Ya, it was crazy seeing that being wearing the invisibility suit. But I have to be totally honest, I dont know if they being really was an alien or a human. I can only assume it was a humanoid alien because people dont have the invisibility technology yet, maybe the government does but not normal people. Plus the being wearing the "invisibility suit" was on top of My neighbors roof about 15 yards away from where I was watching him with My BB gun. How in the world could a person be on top of a roof wearing an invisibility suit? It was the coolest things I ever saw in My life though. At first it was totally invisibile but than (after maybe 20 minutes of watching) went translucent and I could see him.

The being that I saw was letting light pass right through his suit, like splashes of circles of light. I drew the pictures on My youtube video to TRY and depict what I saw but the pictures dont do much justice. I wish I recorded the encounter but I dont have a video camera still.

If it wasnt a human that I saw than it was an alien. If it was an alien than they visited Me, at My house. I have not seen any aliens before that one time in August of 2012 and I have not seen one since. But I did watch him for maybe 2 hours or so. I just wish I could have shaken his hand but he was on a roof and there was no getting to him. I wasnt even thinking about it at the time. At the time, I was just pondering what I saw.

Either it was someone from a government, a person wearing a high tech invisibility suit, or an alien wearing a high tech invisibility suit. I cant think of any other options. Can any of you? Either way, I know what I saw, I just dont know who was behind that suit.

~PEACE~
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Might as well not post, a few here going to go out of their way to say your full of shit. Gonna have a in your face moment. And Chief eagle knows a bit about the free energy incident. If you haven't taken the sakki test then don't talk shit bout.
 
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kpmarine said:
I watched that video, and you're right. The ones that dodge effectively are the ones where the proctor went on his toes. Like NK said, he exaggerates the shit out of it for the woman at 2:50. That's where you can really see the trick to it. It's not magic additional senses; just good, old-fashioned situational awareness.
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Dodging a baseball and three mocking birds is not situational awareness.
 
mindphuk

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Chronic Masterbator said:
Sumerian evidence View attachment 2705612View attachment 2705613, I see the sun and the milkyway galaxy. Don't worry hateraide drinkers. Got more evidence on the way when I get home.
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Where's your evidence that is a depiction of the sun? We actually know the Sumerian symbol for the sun and that ain't it. How in the world do you see anything that resembles the milky way? Please quit using the discredited pseudo-archaeologist Sitchin for your source. It really is an insult to those real scholars that actually spend time and energy learning what the ancient cultures really were like and believed based on painstaking examination of the evidence as opposed to speculation and wishful thinking.
 
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Chronic Masterbator said:
Might as well not post, a few here going to go out of their way to say your full of shit. Gonna have a in your face moment. .
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They cant prove Me wrong, even though someone might try. I KNOW what happened so thats all that matters.

EDIT- This thread IS about aliens afterall so I'm going to tell My truthful encounter that I had in 2012!

~PEACE~
 
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Kervork said:
That said, under the influence of DMT I can see in limited fashion 360 degrees around me with my eyes closed. I've talked to others who experience the same thing. We do have senses we don't understand yet but that doesn't make it magic or the result of aliens.
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What if we where engineered and had those abilities blocked on purpose?? Its as if the that dna sequence was taken out. Hence shadow dna?? Maybe the DMT helped you connect with those senses. I would assume that drug let's you use parts of the brain we wouldn't normally use.
 
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