PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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No not florida,,,I do go there a lot tho',,,I'll just say Mid-alantic region,,,in the South..
Anyway, I was just sitting there.
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Hepheastus420
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Oh man you're gonna have a heart attack if you encounter one for your first time. Just punch it, they are pretty easy to hit due to their size.
Winter Woman
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One time my youngest brother cut out life size color pictures of tarantulas and taped them to the outside of my bedroom widow one night, so when I woke up and raised the blinds there they would be staring me straight in the eye at head height.
I thought my dad was going to die laughing, and all long I'm telling him that he should beat my brother to within an inch of his life.
I thought my dad was going to die laughing, and all long I'm telling him that he should beat my brother to within an inch of his life.
Hepheastus420
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damn that thing would kick my banana spiders ass, it's cool though my banana spider is a lover not a fighterWe call this a common tomato spider. I remember tossing two in a jar and watching them fight till the death...they must be territorial in some sense.
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lambofgod
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honestly I dont know, I'm not up to date on my Arachnid biology lol. I know its one I don't want to be bit by...
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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I got stung by "A japanesse bell hornet",,,last month,,,at least my wife calls them that,,,It hit me in my head and felt like someone hit me with a ice pick,,,It hurt and made me sick for like 2 week's man worst thing that i ever been stung by!
cannabineer
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That is the Lesser Diaper Spider. So called because sometimes it'll find a human infant ... and look like it's giving it a diaper from head to toe. The Greater Diaper Spider (less common, even more dangerous) is large enough to then carry off its little package...
...bwahahaahaHAAAha cn
lambofgod
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that made me shiver...i got the heebie geebies thinking about spiders on my balls....
or ticks on your asshole...thats enough to make me shreek like a little girl
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Darn,,,I thought those were called "Crab's",,,,He he...
dirtyho1968
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Winter Woman
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Where the F did you come up with that pic.
Winter Woman
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Don't you look at the toilet at night, just in case. I do. I gotta turn on the light and look.
Jack Harer
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Now That looks like a Recluse!!
cannabineer
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PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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They all do to me nowaday's,,,The only spider that's unmistakeable is the "Female widow",,,and daddy long leg's to me. There are so many different specie's it scary.
dirtyho1968
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LMAO
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I keep a glass of juice+seltzer by the bed at night. TWICE this year I found a dead earwig (the R'stani placeholder for a roach) drowned in my drink. The first time I saw it too late ... and felt the little corpse slide past my gullet. The second time I saw it in time. (Stopped drinking.)
Didn't hurl. Almost. but no. cn
mysunnyboy
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uh God, the only good spider is a dead spider *shivers* i hate those SOBs with a passion. i let the tree frogs and lizards come in to keep the spiders out. i had an accident once about 10 years ago b/c a freakn spider crawled across the inside of my windshield and jumped down lol holy crap i went into the ditch trying to kill it 
thank God i was diving a big truck or it would have been a different kind of death from a spider
thank God i was diving a big truck or it would have been a different kind of death from a spider
