Anyway, I was just sitting there.

One time my youngest brother cut out life size color pictures of tarantulas and taped them to the outside of my bedroom widow one night, so when I woke up and raised the blinds there they would be staring me straight in the eye at head height.

I thought my dad was going to die laughing, and all long I'm telling him that he should beat my brother to within an inch of his life.
 
lambofgod said:
We call this a common tomato spider. I remember tossing two in a jar and watching them fight till the death...they must be territorial in some sense.

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damn that thing would kick my banana spiders ass, it's cool though my banana spider is a lover not a fighter :).
 
I got stung by "A japanesse bell hornet",,,last month,,,at least my wife calls them that,,,It hit me in my head and felt like someone hit me with a ice pick,,,It hurt and made me sick for like 2 week's man worst thing that i ever been stung by!
 
Winter Woman said:
What kind of spider is that thing? It looks like it could take on a dog and win the fight.
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That is the Lesser Diaper Spider. So called because sometimes it'll find a human infant ... and look like it's giving it a diaper from head to toe. The Greater Diaper Spider (less common, even more dangerous) is large enough to then carry off its little package...
...bwahahaahaHAAAha cn
 
Winter Woman said:
Diaper spider, lol. Similar to the Lesser Dick Spider that hides out under unsuspecting men's balls?
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that made me shiver...i got the heebie geebies thinking about spiders on my balls....

or ticks on your asshole...thats enough to make me shreek like a little girl
 
Don't you look at the toilet at night, just in case. I do. I gotta turn on the light and look.
cannabineer said:
That is the Lesser Diaper Spider. So called because sometimes it'll find a human infant ... and look like it's giving it a diaper from head to toe. The Greater Diaper Spider (less common, even more dangerous) is large enough to then carry off its little package...
...bwahahaahaHAAAha cn
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They all do to me nowaday's,,,The only spider that's unmistakeable is the "Female widow",,,and daddy long leg's to me. There are so many different specie's it scary.
 
Winter Woman said:
Don't you look at the toilet at night, just in case. I do. I gotta turn on the light and look.
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I keep a glass of juice+seltzer by the bed at night. TWICE this year I found a dead earwig (the R'stani placeholder for a roach) drowned in my drink. The first time I saw it too late ... and felt the little corpse slide past my gullet. The second time I saw it in time. (Stopped drinking.)
Didn't hurl. Almost. but no. cn
 
uh God, the only good spider is a dead spider *shivers* i hate those SOBs with a passion. i let the tree frogs and lizards come in to keep the spiders out. i had an accident once about 10 years ago b/c a freakn spider crawled across the inside of my windshield and jumped down lol holy crap i went into the ditch trying to kill it :eyesmoke: thank God i was diving a big truck or it would have been a different kind of death from a spider
 
Winter Woman said:
Truly, I was just sitting there watching college football which I hate. Except, if it's Mich. State. I decided that I wanted to read the newspaper. I pick up my glasses and put them on. Then I see something like a hair, but bigger drop down into view and it moves around a bit.

All of a sudden this horrendously big spider (ok, it was small) walks across the lens of my glasses. I jumped up screaming and throwing the glasses and ran right into the wall. I have no idea where those glasses are and now I have a headache. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

I hate the fall time of year because all the spiders want to move inside.
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