Rant time for Rusty
[RANT] FFFFFFFFFUCK VN Commodores!!!!!!!! Whoever designed the piece of SHIT must have been a Japanese, midget, contortionist, fucking mongoloid.
Everything is ready for blue slip/rego but the day before inspection the brake lights decide to fail totally.
I looked up the problem on google and followed peoples advice without joy all fucking afternoon in the rain. Fuses, bulbs, loom, brake switch etc first. I removed the radio which for some mystical reason is on the same circuit as brakes.
To remove the radio you need to dismantle the console and half the dash just to see the last two bolts that are in an almost inaccessible region of the deepest part of the central dash. The air conditioning and heater switches are connected to pneumatics, electricity and a small metal bar which I found out completely by feel after almost tearing the dash to pieces with my one good hand in fit of completely justifiable uber rage. I felt both
and
at the same time, times 12.
After taking the radio out and re-assembling the 1275 piece of chinese fucking shit crap slut jigsaw of a dash the
FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS STILL DON'T WORK!!!!!!!
Instead of taking it out on the cat like usual I took the car down to the shops and bought a 4 pack of Jack. Its nice and wet so I flogged its ass off for 20 mins around town. If it wasn't for the 3.8L V6 I would seriously have torched it today.
Plastic piece of down syndrome gayness......[/rant]