BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[EKIMRI]

It's Twisty... Duck!

 

[robert 14617]

i'll take a zero on the duck sauce

 

[Twistyman]

i'll take a zero on the duck sauce

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2. fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

 

[robert 14617]

ROFL that was pricless thank you twisty

 

[Twistyman]

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[EKIMRI]

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...


Mmmmmmmm, Goose




You sick bastard.

 

[korvette1977]

What did I start ?











A Fucked Duck Convention ..............................

 

[Solstice07]

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I hope this isn't the start of another tutorial.

 

[robert 14617]

hellow 07 im outta here...rob

 

[Twistyman]

????????????????????????????????...

 

[robert 14617]

i've got ss haze in 16 oz cups they need to be transplanted ....got to go

 

[Solstice07]

Toodles rob.

 

[crackbaby]

There once was a Duck from Nantucket!

 

[tipsgnob]

where is Nantucket?

 

[Solstice07]

In Massachusetts.

 

[Solstice07]

Rhyme has it they grow some pretty good sized peckers around there.

 

[marijaneindeed]

lmao, on a scale of one to ten what do you rate ak47 auto????

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all...................................

 

[EKIMRI]

Good Day Everyone.

How we feelin' this mornin' Twist?

 

[Twistyman]

Hey EKIMRI.... Good .. thanks....You...??