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fdd2blk

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a penguin drops his car off at the mechanics.

mechanic tells him it should be about half an hour.

penguin walks down the street and gets an ice cream, 'cause penguins like ice cream.

he walks back to the mechanic.

the mechanic says, "i looked at your car and it looks like you blew a seal".

the penguin says, "no, that's just a little ice cream".

:mrgreen:
 

korvette1977

Well-Known Member
a penguin drops his car off at the mechanics.

mechanic tells him it should be about half an hour.

penguin walks down the street and gets an ice cream, 'cause penguins like ice cream.

he walks back to the mechanic.

the mechanic says, "i looked at your car and it looks like you blew a seal".

the penguin says, "no, that's just a little ice cream".

:mrgreen:



Cute ... Do penguin's have lips ,?
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Yabba-Dabba-Do’h!, Only In Canada Eh!


Sing along everyone! (to the tune of the Flintstones theme) Michel, Michel de Broin, he’s an artist who drove police up a tree, way up in Toronto, by driving a car with his feet.

According to the Ottawa Citizen, a judge ruled that his feet powered car was not an unsafe vehicle.
Police charged the artist with driving a Buick modified to run on feet power as an unsafe vehicle because officers said it could “pivot” upon braking. He considered it art. Police considered it a bicycle that could crush you.
The judge threw out the charge because the vehicle was designed to be more like a bike than a car from the pedals that replaced the engine to the baseball cards that he put in the spokes.
 
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