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User24

User24

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dew-b said:
your momma is so ulgy she has to sneek up on water just to get a drink. your momma is so ulgy she could make a freight train take a dirt road 5 min. till 4:20 time to smoke a bowel. might smoke 2 they are small have a bud just for tommarow420 day
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:spew:bowel eh?
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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dude, I just got home and I was rockin to coheed and cambria the whole way here.

Jesse, bad boy
Just come look at what your brother did
To that girl's precious little whore of a body
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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Lacy said:
Grrrrrr.:cuss: Men :roll: Why do guys always gotta announce it. :wall:
They do it in real life that way too. :shock:
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lmao, they do! Once, one of my brothers friends was really high and he started talking about taking a shit. He said, "dude, have you ever taken a shit that was so good that afterwards you felt like a new HUMAN."

It was disgust, but funny all at once
 
Lacy

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Exactly. Nothing like too much info in THAT department.

I wish they would however give a tad bit of notice before they release gas. GAWD!!!! :roll: Talk about rude and crude. :?

Hiya witchy chick. :mrgreen: You is either up very early or very late. :-|

Sh*t. They even had an entire thread about it once here.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
lmao, they do! Once, one of my brothers friends was really high and he started talking about taking a shit. He said, "dude, have you ever taken a shit that was so good that afterwards you felt like a new HUMAN."

It was disgust, but funny all at once
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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I haven't been to bed yet, just got home a little while ago. And I got messages from my problem boy, so I had to post about in the threesome thread that has become...so not about threesomes. I miss that topic, it was more fun.

Dude, one of my brothers, his warning system, is when you see him grabbing his girlfriend's head. He farts on her head sometimes, so when I see him going for her in like stealth mode, I get a safe distance away
 
Lacy

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Yeah I read about it also wikid. It sounds just like my ex and it was only trouble gurl. It doesn't make sense. My ex still calls me from time to time and I have been living common law with the same guy now for about 18 years. you'd think he'd get the hint but he doesn't.
Its the GREAT SEX!!! :hump: They just can't forget about it. :roll: Umm.. But then again ;:-| neither do I :wall:
And Yes I liked the other topic better in your threesome thread. I know there are a lot of bi woman here. We are just either too bold or too stupid to openly talk about it. ;)



Yes and as far as the other topic. Ewwww!! Gross :spew: I don't get why guys think its funny. YUCK!!! How to turn a woman off or what :? in 3 seconds or less. :?


Wikidbchofthewst said:
I haven't been to bed yet, just got home a little while ago. And I got messages from my problem boy, so I had to post about in the threesome thread that has become...so not about threesomes. I miss that topic, it was more fun.

Dude, one of my brothers, his warning system, is when you see him grabbing his girlfriend's head. He farts on her head sometimes, so when I see him going for her in like stealth mode, I get a safe distance away
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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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You mean farts don't turn you on Lacy? I dunno, a dutch oven, done by the right guy....*shudders*

lmfao, I'm kidding of course. lol, i dunno what it is about joking with you that always makes me want to go just a LITTLE too far....
 
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