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[Stoney McFried]

And, spent, Wikid collapsed, chest heaving, to the sofa.

 

[xmissxaliex]

hey people, whats up? =P

 

[Stoney McFried]

Not too much, nice new AV.

hey people, whats up? =P

 

[xmissxaliex]

Not too much, nice new AV.

ugh i had a badd day. i had to take my mom shopping and she doesn't know i smoke so i had to be sober along with it. we argue alot so we were just bitching at eachother the whole time. but thank you =]

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

And, spent, Wikid collapsed, chest heaving, to the sofa.

lmao, you're on a roll today woman

hey people, whats up? =P

dude, Stoney totally beat me to it, but I also like your new av miss alie!

 

[Stoney McFried]

I hear ya.My mom is as dumb as a brick...I love her, but sheesh she can piss ya off.

ugh i had a badd day. i had to take my mom shopping and she doesn't know i smoke so i had to be sober along with it. we argue alot so we were just bitching at eachother the whole time. but thank you =]

 

[tipsgnob]

awwww...should not talk about your momma...

 

[Stoney McFried]

She'll be fine, lol...we call each other names all the time.It's all in good fun.

awwww...should not talk about your momma...

 

[AlternateEgo]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[GrowSpecialist]

Good one^^

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Dude, rep to YOU! I've never heard that one before, and i just laughed my ass off, totally pictured it in my head!

 

[AlternateEgo]

Dude, rep to YOU! I've never heard that one before, and i just laughed my ass off, totally pictured it in my head!

AHa thank you very much I thoroughly enjoyed this joke when I first heard id just thought i would share!

 

[AlternateEgo]

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you smack a mosquito it stops sucking!!!

 

[imtylerdammit]

YouTube - ClassicTelevisionBlog - Comedian Rodney Dangerfield

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

I heard the same joke but it was about politicians....

 

[drobro23]

*Jumps about trying to scare people*
OOOOGA BOOOOGA BOOOOGA BOOOOOGA

 

[Stoney McFried]

Eeek!*drops steaming mug of soup on drobro's crotch*

*Jumps about trying to scare people*
OOOOGA BOOOOGA BOOOOGA BOOOOOGA

 

[imtylerdammit]

oooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka!

 

[drobro23]

eeek!*drops steaming mug of soup on drobro's crotch*

ahhh shit thats hot!!!!!!!!!!

oooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka!

no way!?!?!?

 

[imtylerdammit]

dro where the hell you been!?