BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[tipsgnob]

lol, how do you figure?

*shrugs shoulders*

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Yeah, that's what I thought

 

[tipsgnob]

i was walkin down the street and i saw a fat chick holding a big pig under her arms..i asked "whered you get that"....the pig said..."i won her in a raffel

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all...........

i was walkin down the street and i saw a fat chick holding a big pig under her arms..i asked "whered you get that"....the pig said..."i won her in a raffel

LOL..............

 

[Twistyman]

Cletus & Bubba were called to try to identify the burnt body of their friend Duke..When the attendant at the morgue pulled down the sheet Cletus said "roll him over"... after taking a look he announces, "its not him"...so they leave.. A week later another body is found but hard to identify... again the boys come to check...
then Cletus asks the attendant to roll him over, "its not him".... as they're leaving the attendant asks, "why do you have me roll him over ?" Cletus answers.. "All our friends say here comes Duke with those two assholes, so I'm checking".............

 

[korvette1977]

Cletus & Bubba were called to try to identify the burnt body of their friend Duke..When the attendant at the morgue pulled down the sheet Cletus said "roll him over"... after taking a look he announces, "its not him"...so they leave.. A week later another body is found but hard to identify... again the boys come to check...
then Cletus asks the attendant to roll him over, "its not him".... as they're leaving the attendant asks, "why do you have me roll him over ?" Cletus answers.. All our friends say here comes Duke with those two assholes, so I'm checking".............

LOL thats a good one ..

 

[Twistyman]

I liked it when I read it......... worth a grin..

 

[korvette1977]

I just went and started the gar for my girl.. Damn Its freeking cold outside ..its 15 here and breezy

 

[Stoney McFried]

Not that bad here, yet, but soon...blehhh

 

[korvette1977]

My nipples are hard ...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[FluffyToke]

lol my toes were cold last night, so I put socks on. but I like to sleep naked, and I hit a bowl last night. So basically I'm naked cept for socks, outside, at 1am. think about it.

 

[KiloBit]

is there shrinkage like when you go swimming? lol oh, and make sure there aren't any seeds in the bowl, ow.

 

[Jolijn]

imagine if someone in a car came rolling by...haha

 

[Twistyman]

Canadian Girls I had this elsewhere but that thread was closed...

 

[KiloBit]

Canadian Girls I had this elsewhere but that thread was closed...

Yo twisty, damn you dated a lot of women, er Canadian girls.eh

 

[Twistyman]

Yo twisty, damn you dated a lot of women, er Canadian girls.eh

Just a sample of our fine women.......... eh..

 

[growingmom]

lotta threads closed....I'm being good girl.....

 

[Bookworm]

My RIU t-shirt shipped today!

 

[Chiceh]

My RIU t-shirt shipped today!

Where's MY shirt? It's getting cold here.

 

[korvette1977]

My RIU t-shirt shipped today!

Where did you order it from I want a few