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Oh man I wanted to be unstoppable
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diemdepyro said:
Mine hangs to my knees......I am sitting and old mans balls race to gravity..:)
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I saw a pic years ago of the scrotum of a guy that worked the elevator at the Empire State building...... talk about gravity taking a toll.... looked like two balls in a sock............ A KNEE SOCK..........:shock:
 
"bottoming out" it's called.You hit her cervix.It hurts.
fukdapolice said:
i remember i used to be scared that mine was small. it sucks now, cuz sometimes i hurt the lady... i remember i was all fucked up one time, and i did some weird move lol she told me to stop cuz i hit some shit way deep... and i felt it too. scared the shit outta me.. thought i fucked her insides up... she was all hurt.
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Lol.I've heard that line somewhere....
Twistyman said:
When I had a blues band we did a song called It ain't easy being white.. in it was a verse about "that looks like a cock only smaller"..... I almost fell off the drum throne...
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Uh, firefox doesn't know how to open this address because...blah blah blah...in other words,link don't work.
fukdapolice said:
ok, i took a pic of my chubster

*****WARNING - GRAPHIC IMAGE****

my chubster
(i changed the http to hxxp, so when you click it, make sure you change it... i did that so only ppl who really wanna see it, will see it.

enjoy.
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Didn't see it yet.
diemdepyro said:
Ok Stoney you be the Judge....
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diemdepyro said:
Twistyman . How are you?
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Good.... I had to set my time to Eniwetok Kwajalein time (+12) and its still 1 hour off... this is screwing up the post reply orders... don't know who's on now or if it was last night.... I'll spend most of my time at other sites if this keeps up...
 
Twistyman said:
Good.... I had to set my time to Eniwetok Kwajalein time (+12) and its still 1 hour off... this is screwing up the post reply orders... don't know who's on now or if it was last night.... I'll spend most of my time at other sites if this keeps up...
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That is what my clock is set on.....Small world.:wall:
 
diemdepyro said:
That is what my clock is set on.....Small world.:wall:
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korvette1977 said:
What is time anyway .. its not like you have a job ...
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The small shit bothers me all to hell... its like that stone in the shoe......:cuss:
plus when you bounce around like we do........:wall:.......... Damn ..just called about the laxative shit thats fucking up peoples kidneys..thats what I took.... Now the pharmacist says I need a blood test......:finger:
plus I lost my voice again....... I think someone took one of my hoo doo, voo doo dolls and hosed my mojo....:sad:
 
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