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WhatDoYouWantFromLife

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."​
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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MUAHAHAHAHA!
WhatDoYouWantFromLife said:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."​
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In the grow journals, I see you found it, I see a post from you on it.
Twistyman said:
Wheres the journal.. I didn't see it yet..
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korvette1977

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WhatDoYouWantFromLife said:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."​
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Good one .............................
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Little old man and a little old lady, married for 50 years, go on a road trip.He can't see that well,and she can't hear that well, so between them,they help each other with driving.They pull into a service station to get some gas, and an attendant comes up to the driver's side and asks the lady, "WOuld you like me to fill her up?"
"What did he say?"the old lady asks her husband in a shrill voice.
"He asked if we want him to fill it up,"the old man responds.Looking at the attendant, he says, "Yes, go ahead and fill it."
The attendant fills the tank, then comes around and asks the man, "Should I check your oil?"
"What did he say?"Demands the woman.
"He asked if we want him to check the oil,"the old man says grumpily.He turns to the attendant."Yes, check it."
The attendant complies."Would you like me to wash the windows?"
"What did he say?"screeches the old lady.
"He wants to wash the windows,"the old man says impatiently."Yes, son, wash the windows, please."
The attendant washes the windshield and sides,then goes around back to get the window.As he bends down to wipe off the tail lights, he notices the license plate.
"Hey,"he says,coming around to the old man."I see you're from Ohio.I got the worst piece of ass I've ever had in my life in Ohio."
"What did he say?" Said the old lady.
The old man responded,"He said he thinks he knows ya."
 
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tipsgnob

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Stoney McFried said:
Little old man and a little old lady, married for 50 years, go on a road trip.He can't see that well,and she can't hear that well, so between them,they help each other with driving.They pull into a service station to get some gas, and an attendant comes up to the driver's side and asks the lady, "WOuld you like me to fill her up?"
"What did he say?"the old lady asks her husband in a shrill voice.
"He asked if we want him to fill it up,"the old man responds.Looking at the attendant, he says, "Yes, go ahead and fill it."
The attendant fills the tank, then comes around and asks the man, "Should I check your oil?"
"What did he say?"Demands the woman.
"He asked if we want him to check the oil,"the old man says grumpily.He turns to the attendant."Yes, check it."
The attendant complies."Would you like me to wash the windows?"
"What did he say?"screeches the old lady.
"He wants to wash the windows,"the old man says impatiently."Yes, son, wash the windows, please."
The attendant washes the windshield and sides,then goes around back to get the window.As he bends down to wipe off the tail lights, he notices the license plate.
"Hey,"he says,coming around to the old man."I see you're from Ohio.I got the worst piece of ass I've ever had in my life in Ohio."
"What did he say?" Said the old lady.
The old man responded,"He said he thinks he knows ya."
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ohio pussy is pretty bad, I caught the gongadeana from a cincinatti girl once......
 
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