BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

Twistyman said:
A guy I know who does that grocery chain photo thing tells me he's seen a lot of naked customers in the "home pic's" he processes....
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My favorites are the ones where people take pictures of themselves naked but reflected in some random object they sell on eBay. So you're looking at a teapot and notice an odd speck on the pot... but that's no speck, it's a prick.
 
fish swim in the sea and I see a dolphin who are smarter than humans that walk on land and invented the television on the television last night I saw someone doing a loop the loop, the loop the loop is usually associated with roller-coasters but you cant put a cup on a roller-coaster else it would only be called a coaster which usually sits on your coffee table when I think of coffee I usually think of coffee shops, coffee shops are an establishment within holland where its legal to smoke ganja and ganja is usually known as marijuana which is grown by the happy fellows on rollitup and rollitup is a forum created on the internet, the internet is somewhere you can do well anything you really want, Really is the second album by J. J. Cale it was released in 1972, 1972 was 10 years after 1962 and 1962 is when hippies started arising and where we all begun.....


How bout that for some random shit!

Stoned as a mother fucker Mwhahahahaha

:peace: - skinz
 
Oh, it's bad joke time is it? Cool. This one cracks me up even though I know it's stupid. I think that's WHY it cracks me up.

So a piece of rope walks into a bar and the barkeep points to a sign that says, "We don't serve rope!" The piece of rope walks outside the bar and then gets a great idea. He ties himself into a knot and ruffles up his hair.

As he walks back into the bar the barkeep yells, "Hey! Aren't you that same rope I just kicked out of here?!"

To which the rope replies, "A frayed knot."
 
haha frayed not... that is stupid but funny

Kludge said:
Oh, it's bad joke time is it? Cool. This one cracks me up even though I know it's stupid. I think that's WHY it cracks me up.

So a piece of rope walks into a bar and the barkeep points to a sign that says, "We don't serve rope!" The piece of rope walks outside the bar and then gets a great idea. He ties himself into a knot and ruffles up his hair.

As he walks back into the bar the barkeep yells, "Hey! Aren't you that same rope I just kicked out of here?!"

To which the rope replies, "A frayed knot."
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high everyone?. i smell fall and football right around the corner(and a dallas super bowl). god i love this time of the year.
 
Dallas will more than likely smash things up during the regular season....Its the post-season where they have their problems.

Everybody is good in the playoffs....ask New England and the Hoodie. But Dallas is in probably the toughest division in the league. So they should be ready come playoff time.
 
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