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[korvette1977]

So you had a good visit.... cool...... shit its slow here lately.... I'm watching that DEA show....

Yea it was fun ,, Nearly Busted my tailbone sledding .. But hey ,Its part of the game

 

[fukdapolice]

i just *YAWN* woke up... good evening all...

 

[Twistyman]

i just *YAWN* woke up... good evening all...

Hey....................

 

[tipsgnob]

whats up fuk?

 

[Twistyman]

You mean what the fucks up...whats the up fuck.... up the what..fuck.. fuck what up.......

 

[god420]

no one wants to help me?

 

[tipsgnob]

You mean what the fucks up...whats the up fuck.... up the what..fuck.. fuck what up.......

quick!!!!someone get this man some weed....

 

[Twistyman]

no one wants to help me?

If it broke right off you may be out of luck... when they break I just tape/bandage them up and they usually grow back like a broken bone.. you could try that or make a clone....

 

[Twistyman]

quick!!!!someone get this man some weed....

Best thing I've heard all day....... except for neighbor girl getting a good boinking..... that or she's trying out for the opera........

 

[tipsgnob]

Best thing I've heard all day....... except for neighbor girl getting a good boinking..... that or she's trying out for the opera........

it would be funny to go knock on her door and ask her if she was OK.........

 

[korvette1977]

Im boinking later ...

 

[Twistyman]

it would be funny to go knock on her door and ask her if she was OK.........

I'll call out blind man... see if she comes naked....

Im boinking later ...

You're always boinking later...... Poor China can't spend one night upright.. positions pending.......

 

[korvette1977]

I'll call out blind man... see if she comes naked....



You're always boinking later...... Poor China can't spend one night upright.. positions pending.......

You say that like its a BAD thing ...

 

[Twistyman]

You say that like its a BAD thing ...

IT IS..... from this point of view... boinking doesn't make a good spectator sport...well porn maybe but not those around you.......... aw hell... boink em if you got em... I'll be hanging by the neck from shower rod.........

 

[tipsgnob]

I think was insinuating that it was bad for china, not you

 

[korvette1977]

IT IS..... from this point of view... boinking doesn't make a good spectator sport...well porn maybe but not those around you.......... aw hell... boink em if you got em... I'll be hanging by the neck from shower rod.........

So you just hang around and boink your blow up doll..?

At least you do it in the shower ., Are they tough to clean out ? ....

Dont slip and fall ..You'll break a hip

 

[Twistyman]

I'm going to stand over here and shut up..............

 

[fukdapolice]

hey, self love is some of the best love....

alright im lying about that, but just trying to make yo feel better.

 

[xmissxaliex]

I'm going to stand over here and shut up..............

Aww don't shut up twisty lol

 

[Twistyman]

Hi miss alie.... hows by you.....??