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Val Kilmer is the man!!

Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?

-Not right now.

A girl's gotta have her standards
 
What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?

lol, on a side note, sgt, you need to go to the Has Fdd ever helped you thread...fdd's about to tear someone a new asshole
 
Whoever he is, he hasn't posted since January, and he hasn't been banned or anything, cuz his rep scales are still there...Umm...I'm clueless
 
Aww you suck, I wanted some good gossip...lol, but I will ask them myself.

So Zeke are you any good at movie quotes?

"you are Chris Knight, aren't you?"
"I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear"
 
Have i ever told you guys the story about when i bought beans from a guy on the side of the road?let me know if you havent heard it.
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I am On a hunt ... I want a Mini Cooper ... I have $20.000 to spend .. But I want a close to 'Perfect" one that a 65 year old lady drove back and forth to church
.... But I'll tell you the 2008 mini cooper clubman is SWEET... i'll have to do some Real sucking up to get the ok nod for a new one .
 
korvette1977 said:
I am On a hunt ... I want a Mini Cooper ... I have $20.000 to spend .. But I want a close to 'Perfect" one that a 65 year old lady drove back and forth to church
.... But I'll tell you the 2008 mini cooper clubman is SWEET... i'll have to do some Real sucking up to get the ok nod for a new one .
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You'll be lucky to find one that isn't beat. A lot of those got raced, pull up the floor mats and look for weld marks from a roll cage. Great lttle cars though ,handle real well in a drift.I'm assuming you mean a real Mini Cooper, built by BMC and John Cooper in the 1960's.
 
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