Chosing a water BONG

smokepro

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Choosing a bong

I was told not to choose a bong, but let a bong choose me. Go to your local shop, have a look around, and if something catches your eye, ask to see it. Always refer to bongs as "water pipes"! While your headshop may be more lax in this, it's generally a bad idea to say "bong", or use any other weed lingo in a store.

There are different ways to judge a bong's quality once you find one you might be interested in. Thicker glass means a bong will be heavier, more durable, and less likely to break. No glass, however, is unbreakable. Inspect all joints and look for defects in the glass. A small hairline crack can mean big trouble down the line, so make sure to look closely at problem areas like places where the glass turns or changes shapes. DO YOUR RESEARCH! Check out online stores like grasscity and pick out a few features you like. Go into the store with some idea of what you want, and what price you expect to pay. At some shops, you can haggle a bit on price to get a better deal, or the clerk will throw in a few free items like screens, or if your lucky, a small handpipe or bowl. Don't expect this unless you're a regular, however.

There's some debate about the major "brand name" bongs like RooR, Illadelph, etc. These bongs carry a higher price tag, and are usually more complex and intricate than generic bongs. I've personally had 0 experience with brand name bongs, but I've never had problems with generic bongs either. Ultimately, it comes down to two things: the amount of money you care to spend, and the amount of time and care you plan to devote to your glass. I find it hard to justify spending the big bucks on a brand name bong, as I don't have the time or resources to display, care for, clean, and admire such an investment. However, if you have your own place, or a safe place to store your glass, think you'll be able to maintain and take care of it, and trust EVERYONE you'll possibly be sharing it
with, I would suggest going for a big name.



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The parts of a bong

While bongs can be configured in may different ways, there are a few key parts a bong must have.

Tube: This is the main body of the bong.
Base: This can either be an extension of the tube, or a bulbous chamber where water will sit and smoke will form.
Stem hole: This is a joint in the base of the bong for the downstem. This is said to be glass-on-glass or GonG when it is designed for another peice of glass to fit it. Otherwise, a rubber grommet or seal of some sort joins the downstem and the stem hole.
Downstem: This attaches to the bong at the stem hole, and extends into the base. It will be submerged when the bong is filled with water.
Bowl: The bowl attaches to the downstem, and can be small or large. Weed goes in the bowl. This can be stationary, or what is referred to as a slider. A slider is a bowl that is pulled out before clearing the bong of smoke.



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Other parts: not applicable to every bong, and each works in a different way.

Carb or shotgun hole: This is a hole on the tube of the bong, and acts in place of a slider. It is covered during inhalation, then released during clearing to allow air to enter the bong and the smoker's lungs. This is used in place of a slider, and most people say it makes it harder to clear the chamber of smoke. It's up to personal preference.

Ashcatcher: This attaches to the downstem, and acts as a primary filtration and debris catcher. If material pulls through the bowl, it will ideally stay in the ashcatcher instead of entering the bong's downstem and dirtying the water. This may make it harder to pull your bong, however, as the smoke is being transferred through two bodies of water.
Icecatcher or ice notches: These are pinches in the bong tube. They allow you to add ice or snow to the tube to cool the smoke.


Diffuser: This refers to a specific type of downstem that has several small holes or slits in it, rather than one large hole at the end. It is designed to further cool and expand the smoke. Can add drag, but make the smoke smoother and sometimes thicker.
Percolators: Often referred to as "percs". These are found in the tube part of a bong, and further cool and expand smoke. They can add drag, making it more difficult to clear the bong, but often make the smoke smoother. There are two common types- dome percolators, and tree percolators. Tree percolators have arms, dome percs resemble a disk. Bongs can have one or more of these.

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Total Head

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my favorite bong is in my avatar pic. it's simple, doesn't take up too much space, and i like the way the stem is angled. it allows for the bong to be tilted with the bowl facing directly up and get a perfect hit with less water. the yellow is something i had to look past as it is not a favorite color of mine, but it was the only one like this at the store and this is what color it was. it's pretty solid, but not heavy to the point where an idiot would easily drop it. qualities i dislike in bongs are metals, plastics/acryllics, finger carbs with stationary bowls (horror), and awkward to hold/use shapes or designs. who gives a shit if a bong is nice to look at if you have to be a gymnast to use it? as far as the slide piece, i like it to have a handle with a flat thumb and a good size hole. if the hole is too small it won't hit right. i forget what mm the fat ones and skinny stem ones are, but the skinny ones sometimes have the wall of the stem too thick rendering the tunnel part too narrow and prone to clogs so i watch out for this also. i also like room for a decent sized pack. after these basic requirements are met i am not always left with the asthetics i want to choose from. lol sometimes i'll go into a store for a new slide peice and leave empty handed after looking at like 50 peices. it's all in personal preference. don't even get me started on glass hand pipes...
 

Benassi

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Thick glass, stays cold, beaker holds a shit ton of water... more percs, it feels like I'm inhaling air instead of taking a hit it's so smooth (cleaned 1-2 times a day). $155 for the whole setup.

 

VansStoner1748

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Thanks, Nice bong yourself.

It packs a punch i have a bowl with a huge hole and a screen and one with a normal sized whole but the huge one fills the bong so quick and gets it so milked. Sure to make you cough.
 

VansStoner1748

Well-Known Member
Thick glass, stays cold, beaker holds a shit ton of water... more percs, it feels like I'm inhaling air instead of taking a hit it's so smooth (cleaned 1-2 times a day). $155 for the whole setup.


Very nice. Would you believe i paid 125 mine. I still like it though, just could of got more for my money/
 

Total Head

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i've never had the joy of owning a two chamber bong. that is just the ultimate in terms of smooth hits. a friend had one a long time ago and it was cool to start with clean water in both chambers and see the difference in the water in both after about 5 bowls. that's way out of my price range though and if i broke it (which i might) it would be devastating. my bong was 18 dollars lol. i did spend another 15 on just the right slide peice.
 
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