edwardtheclean
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your momma so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her
comedy
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edwardtheclean
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comedy, laughter, its good for us guys,
AmericanBuddha
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oh yeah....well yo momma's so dumb, after she ran outta crack....she called her local congressman askin' if he could break her off a piece of that...STIMULUS PLAN.
AmericanBuddha
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And by the way people, a meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs and leave all them bones...Edward's fatass momma was just hungry!
edwardtheclean
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child please, your momma so fat, she broke your family tree
edwardtheclean
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ur momma so sticky, but she aint no stickyer than thisAttachments
AmericanBuddha
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Damn, is that your personal grow? What is that, white widow?
AmericanBuddha
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I can smell it from here!
AmericanBuddha
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BTW, your momma's so fat, NASA legally declared her the 9th planet in our solar system.
Blue Moonshine1
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn!!!! lmfoa
Blue Moonshine1
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Blue Moonshine1
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all in good fun NOT TRYING TO INSULT ANYONE!!!!! just comedy
krustofskie
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A ventriloquist is touring his act
During his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the crowd shouts
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes! What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being.
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected!"
The ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blode shouts,
"You stay out of this mate! Im talking to the little wanker on your knee."
During his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the crowd shouts
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes! What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being.
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected!"
The ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blode shouts,
"You stay out of this mate! Im talking to the little wanker on your knee."
Blue Moonshine1
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A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
krustofskie
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Top 5 uses of the word 'Fuck' in history
5: What the fuck was that? - The Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
4: You want WHAT! on the fucking ceiling? Michelangelo, 1566
3: Aw c'mon honey, who the fuck is going to find out? Bill Clinton, 1997
2: I need this parade like a fucking hole in the head! John F. Kennedy 1963
and the winner is
1: We'll definitely win the league this year.... Tottenham fans, 1991, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09 etc etc
(Got to be a football fan to get the last one)
5: What the fuck was that? - The Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
4: You want WHAT! on the fucking ceiling? Michelangelo, 1566
3: Aw c'mon honey, who the fuck is going to find out? Bill Clinton, 1997
2: I need this parade like a fucking hole in the head! John F. Kennedy 1963
and the winner is
1: We'll definitely win the league this year.... Tottenham fans, 1991, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09 etc etc
(Got to be a football fan to get the last one)
edwardtheclean
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haha, them are pretty good
edwardtheclean
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One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."