Cooking a German style dinner tonight

vostok said:

60% of the north 'merican population is of german descent, my kommissioner told us once, more than english, blacks, or the natives ....go Trump or is it Drump?

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Your Kommissar might have been right but it has been a while (also, Mexico is North American so it was likely never really true, but I know what he meant). Much of our German population secretly migrated to Ukraine in the last decade .Speaking for myself, seven out of eight of my great-grandparents were born speaking German. Thank god for the one who spoke Hungarian.

Wish you were here Vostok. I truly would have loved to have taken (see how German that plus perfect looks?) you to the Oktoberfest last week. Oompa bands, drunks, cleavage... would have been fun. The culture is still there but the people are pretty mixed.

Back decades ago it was very true. Especially in the industrialized states that drew the German engineers and machinists. Now those areas are far less German in character except for the street signs. Don't sweat it. The Rodina is in no danger from a German-Mexican mix.

You should travel here and look me up. I hear the money conversion is a bitch these days though.

And natives? Ha! Not in these parts - but I can take you to a 120 year old school where we taught young aboriginals to be white. It is quite infamous... But then I am talking to a Russian.

Blue Wizard said:

Dutch! Good to see ya, where you been?!

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Beautiful Upstate NY. I recommend it if you have nowhere else to visit. And I mean NOWHERE. Actually I take that back, it's better than anywhere I've been in Oklahoma. We should figure out a way to play videogames online. I refuse to buy an xbox one till they start making Borderlands 2 backwards compatible, but I'm always open to suggestions.

Back OT, what's everyone's favorite style of sausage? (Blue you can't say Bailey) I love Weisswurst. Very overlooked.

About half way done...
Reduced the heat to low, I need to evaporate the liquid broth.

DutchKillsRambo said:

Sounds awesome OD, but I gotta wonder just how "German" it all is, with the Kielbasa and all. But then the border between Poland and Germany and Slav and Teuton is only a few millennia old and highly porous. The German sausage Haus in my city does the best kielbasa around in a town known for it's Poles so, I think I'm just rambling now.

You can definitely cook some mean stuff man, you should try your hand at Sauerbraten.

Basically marinate a bottom round roast or similar in a mix of red wine and red wine vinegar with spices. Pepper, juniper, cinnamon, allspice, etc. But marinate that shit for a week, then broil it with some mirepoix. Very underrated German meal IMO.

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Reaches for Unterberg.

DutchKillsRambo said:

Beautiful Upstate NY. I recommend it if you have nowhere else to visit. And I mean NOWHERE. Actually I take that back, it's better than anywhere I've been in Oklahoma. We should figure out a way to play videogames online. I refuse to buy an xbox one till they start making Borderlands 2 backwards compatible, but I'm always open to suggestions.

Back OT, what's everyone's favorite style of sausage? (Blue you can't say Bailey) I love Weisswurst. Very overlooked.

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Is this a trick question?

Our local butcher (olde school) makes a pork bratwurst that kicks ass! Especially with 'kraut und cornichons. Much better than the insipid veal version that lacks in both taste und texture.




"don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it."

bravedave said:

And very few German restaurants ...there is a reason for that.

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I have had both the best and worst meals in my life in Germany... in the same week. It was confusing.

Where the fuck is the schnitzel? This German from Russia is going to get pissed. Eat some Lutefisk while you're at it, puts hair on your chest. (not german but part of the family)

Unclebaldrick said:

Is this a trick question?

Our local butcher (olde school) makes a pork bratwurst that kicks ass! Especially with 'kraut und cornichone. Much better than the insipid veal version that lacks in both taste und texture.




"don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it."

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Everybody likes Brats. Even if they're Johnsonville lol. Then when you get a real one your whole mind is blown.

Veal I have a love/hate with. Fucking love the taste, but feel like I should give myself the cilice belt after.

Sounds good. I always like to have some kielbasa on hand. Are you going to drink out of a stein and kick your wife in the face to complete the German dinner experience? Just kidding, I'm Germanic too I hear, on my mums side.

DutchKillsRambo said:

Because all the Italians and Greeks took over?

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Yep and others...thank goodness.

DutchKillsRambo said:

(Blue you can't say Bailey)

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Well I'm not sure about the German authenticity, because it's got a little bit of everything..
I should've named the thread German inspired

Or not American, lol.

Unclebaldrick said:

I have had both the best and worst meals in my life in Germany... in the same week. It was confusing.

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I kid you not, I was in Vienna for a month, 2 years ago and watched as a waiter brought this overdone, deep fried, "chicken fried steak" thing to the austrian sitting next to me and I actually wondered if he would reject it for being overdone. Nope,that is their schnitzel. I had various versions myself that month...none would I order again. The only thing good about German/austrian food is the beer you can rinse your mouth out with.

neosapien said:

Sounds good. I always like to have some kielbasa on hand. Are you going to drink out of a stein and kick your wife in the face to complete the German dinner experience? Just kidding, I'm Germanic too I hear, on my mums side.

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Lmao, sounds about right, but honestly we decided on doing some German porn, you know just the basics..

Like anal fist punching, sewing thread to stitch up the vagina, a little random scat here and there..
Just the regular.

@420nell420

ODanksta said:

Lmao, sounds about right, but honestly we decided on doing some German porn, you know just the basics..

Like anal fist punching, sewing thread to stitch up the vagina, a little random scat here and there..
Just the regular.

@420nell420

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It's not german porn unless you're filming it in a dungeon of some kind.

ODanksta said:

Well I'm not sure about the German authenticity, because it's got a little bit of everything..
I should've named the thread German inspired

Or not American, lol.

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It sounds like the Eastern Front.

Blue Wizard said:

It's not german porn unless you're filming it in a dungeon of some kind.

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And poop.

Unclebaldrick said:

And poop.

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Dude said scat.

Blue Wizard said:

Dude said scat.

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I was reading backward. Sorry. But poop and scat might be required. They have been very naughty.

Unclebaldrick said:

I was reading backward. Sorry. But poop and scat might be required. They have been very naughty.

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Need some trans girls in there somewhere or I ain't interested.