Could use a little advice..

Op. get some gelatin. Worked for me back in te day. I would drink packet of suregel flavorless. In a gateraide of something bout 8 hours before test. Then drink as much water was you can hold up to test.

Also piss away like 50%. Than take sample. The last bit in you bladder should be more diluted.

this is no way garenteed to work. I used to get tested by court order catholic charities bullshit. No sure what your up against.
 
green_machine_two9er said:
Maybe not technically. But will the employer hire the stoner who may be qualified or one of the 100 sober applicants. It would take federally regulated protections or some big lawsuits.
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The employer has the say. Whether it's a legal state or not. Government jobs and state jobs probably won't be able to test for mj in a legal state but any private business can do as they choose.
 
Sk306 said:
Alright, so here's my situation. I haven't smoked in 18 days. Before that I was off, and on pretty much every other day. The last time I did smoke I was dabbing and got ridiculously stoned. For the first 7-9 days or so, I was going hard in the gym on cardio... I am constantly in the gym lifting weights anyways so i just added cardio. I have a pre-employment drug and alcohol test tomorrow with a very good company. I have been drinking a ton of water (3L+)and today have only eaten things such as fresh fruit, cereal, and other small things, no big meals. I also haven't consumed any alcohol or any other "toxins" in the past 4 days. I bought a detox drink called " Pure Detox" http://www.puredtx.com/pure-dtx-maximum-strength-jamaican-punch/

I have a fairly high metabolism, I'm 5'10, and weigh 160lbs.. Do you think I can pass? I know I should have just bought an at-home test kit, but I couldn't find one today and dropped the ball earlier... Anyways, thanks for reading, and appreciate any advice.
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yeah youll be fine

walk up in that mother fucker whip out your dick and give a pre employment golden shower then walk up out of there roll a backwoods up and get high as fuck
 
if your taking creatine then it might take longer for results because it will make you fall it at first until they test it for legal substances

or atleast im pretty sure creatine will fail a drug test

i got tested and i took creatine at the time and i passed but it took longer for the results
 
As long as you didn't eat any you'll be fine, the THC residue that they test for in urine resides in the intestine, and typically will pass out of your body within a week...There are a billion different things that factor in to how long it will stay in YOUR system, thats way the medical things say it will stay in your system for up to 30 days...key words being up to...but if your a normal guy with normal metabolism and all that other shit you said, you will more than likely pass.

I once smoked on a sunday and passed that Wednesday
 
I was in my friends hydro shop today and they sell packs of men's boxer shorts made by Fruit of the Loom, with a secret pocket pouch at the front with a bottle of fake piss!!

I don't know if the artificial urine really works but the underwear seemed like a good idea.
 
I won't get the results for a couple days I don't think... But I'm fairly sure if I would have failed the test, I wouldn't have done the physical test after with them. The drink sucked though haha. I am also Canadian yes.
 
I have known many people who have passed piss tests with much less than 18 days clean but I don't think you should ever take that chance. It's very likely that you could pass that test but I wouldn't guarantee it. I would either use synthetic piss or try to do a home test, to be sure.
 
WHATFG said:
Ok...I can see maybe screening for certain types of jobs, but, if you test negtive on your screen that doesn't mean you're not a user, as the op is proving. Where does the line get drawn? Do surgeons need to be tested? Cops? Social workers? How about politicians? Alcohol is a far bigger problem in both our countries. I would rather have a stoned on Mj air traffic controller landing my plane than the guy tht's been tipping Jack for a few hours.
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Who decides? Any employer can rationalize anything. They need to determine an accurate point of impairment, as they do with alcohol. But I can't accept just any use of pot at all, on my own time, being used against me in the employment world. That's discrimination. A traffic controller who got high on his/her own time, 8 or more hours before the shift starts? I'm fine with that.
 
I knew a guy, years ago, who walked the dog more frequently as his piss test date for court approached. His parents thought he suddenly was more responsible with the dog. Turns out, he was collecting dog urine and storing it in the water compartment in his bedroom toilet (in air tight bottles). On test day, he used the dog's urine in place of his own. Dog came up clean every time.
 
Got the results today, for all who were wondering I did end up passing the test and pissing clean... still didn't get the god danmed job though. Fuckers just put me on a list of potential people to employ. I guess that's just how the world works sometimes though lol.
 
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