Dear 15 Year Old Me

bud nugbong

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Invent something called a fleshlight...
haha funny shit^, I would tell myself to stay away from that one girl. and to stay home one certain night. actually i can think of a bunch of stuff i would say. mostly just to avoid stupid shit that wasted time and money. especially money.
 

Johnnyorganic

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Be more respectful to your parents. Be more respectful to everyone.

Stop being such a dickwad to everyone you know.

You are not special, you are just another bratty teenager.

Wait to buy your first car. Sixteen year olds should not have their own cars. Trust me.

You don't have to go to college right out of high school. If you do you might hate it and will do you no good in the long run. Discover what you want to do, then go to school.

Masturbate more. It is not a sin. It's fun.

Serious girlfriends are a serious pain in the ass you will not want or need at your age. Girlfriends are fine, just don't get all serious.

Take baseball practice more seriously. Practice like you play.

Don't make me find a time machine and go back in time just to kick your ass.
 

fxbane

Active Member
I would love to rip open a hole in the fabric of space-time, say about a foot wide, and punch my younger self in the face. I hate that kid.
 

method2mymadness

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People who dont like you, will be the first to tell you the TRUTH...listen to them because they dont give a shit about you or your feelings...they have no reason to lie to you.
People who love you and care about you the most, will be the people who lie to you the most because they DO care about you and your feelings...they have EVERY reason to lie to you...

Think about it...
I disagree if I hate u I just wnt give u the time of day to talk to u and the people I care about most I tell them the truth and how I think it is and thats that ..I sit in a tight circle of friends that dnt lie to each other if someone's feelings get hurt Owell we get over it but we dnt beat around the bush
 

Heisenberg

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Dear 15y.o me. If at some point in your future you develop the ability to talk across time to your younger self, make sure to tell him that if he ever attempts trans-temporal communication with his past he should not give any instructions to his juvenile counterpart about what to do in the future.
 

The Cryptkeeper

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Dear 15y.o me. If at some point in your future you develop the ability to talk across time to your younger self, make sure to tell him that if he ever attempts trans-temporal communication with his past he should not give any instructions to his juvenile counterpart about what to do in the future.
 

unohu69

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Id tell myself to start guerrilla growing, dont wait till I did. i coulda been a contender.

Stay away from JP, she was not worth it.

Start riding dirt bikes, dont be a pussy

dont start drinking at 12, that was dumb... the pot was ok, keep doing it.

im sure there is more, but thats the most important stuff....
 

Carne Seca

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Dear 15y.o me. If at some point in your future you develop the ability to talk across time to your younger self, make sure to tell him that if he ever attempts trans-temporal communication with his past he should not give any instructions to his juvenile counterpart about what to do in the future.
Fuck that. I'm memorizing some lottery numbers.
 

darkdestruction420

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"you'll be 25 before you know it and asking where the time went, try to enjoy the next 10 years and fighting the system might not be the best idea after all."
 

darkdestruction420

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also,"in 10th grade when your friend becky wants to fuck but your worried your dad might come upstairs so you want to wait for him to leave, dont bother waiting, fuck the hell out of her while you have the chance."
 

The Cryptkeeper

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Never understood the whole "scared someone might walk in" mentality. And what the fuck are these people going to do? How is this a problem? lmfao
 

darkdestruction420

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stop her from coming over to have more sex? lol, although in the end that didnt matter, the english teacher heard us talking about it in school earlier in the day and called her parents. her mom freaked out and came and got her from my house and she wasnt allowed to talk to me anymore. so my attempts to keep it quiet were ultimately futile. karma got that english teacher though, his wife left him and he suffered a huge breakdown and lost everything. serves him fucking right, let it be a lesson to the world! dont fuck with me!
 
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