does hobby lobby practice christian values?
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UncleBuck
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i'm not hungover.
i would have slept in later but the wife didn't turn the hose on for the swamp cooler. i need to buy a new float valve for that fucker, wasting gallons of water a day as is.
desert dude
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I'll bet there are a few east coast types scratching their heads right now: Swamp cooler?
sheskunk
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That would actually require doing something. And we all know how useless you are.
NLXSK1
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Trailer trash with a swamp cooler... Sounds like a perfect fit!!
desert dude
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sheskunk
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A broken swamp cooler with a garden hose running to it.
NLXSK1
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The secret lives of multi-millionaires!!!
UncleBuck
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do you have any idea how much money you save with a swamp cooler over an AC unit? they run on 1/4 the energy.
UncleBuck
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there's 1/4'' copper tubing running from the water line to the swamp cooler. only an idiot would even think you could run a garden hose to a swamp cooler.
new $7 float valve is in. took some doing to remove the old one which was basically corroded onto the unit, but i persevered.
NLXSK1
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The wife will probably be hearing the story for a month....
UncleBuck
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were you ever married before your alcoholism took hold of you?
NLXSK1
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I want to hear more about the unemployed alcoholic pot grower who is shacked up in a house with a swamp cooler with his wife who is supposedly a multi-millionaire.
You saving 30 bucks a month with that setup?? For a guy supposedly bringing down more than 50K per year it sounds a tad bit stingy...
Maybe if you took your wife to small claims court for the $2300 she OWES you, you could sleep in till 3 or 4 pm in nice comfy air conditioning. It is one way to avoid being hung over in the morning.
UncleBuck
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i'm not sure why you are trying to turn having a swamp cooler into a bad thing. these things rock. keeps the humidity up too, which is great in this dry climate.
NLXSK1
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Yeah, humidity makes for moldy plants. Shit, that and the catpiss and I believe I have stumbled on UB's secret recipe!!!
NLXSK1
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If not for yourself then you should quit drinking and get a job for your wife. If you really loved her you wouldn't make her stay in a shit hole with a swamp cooler and support your lazy ass... I have inspected hundreds and hundreds of homes and only the shit holes have swamp coolers. It is 1 step away from hanging rags in the windows... Dont you think she deserves better??
No wonder you are so pissed at the world...
UncleBuck
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swamp cooler has my veg room at a perfect 50% RH right now.
flower layer is out in the garage and AC cooled, but could probably stand a little help. only about 30% RH at best in there.
i might even need to add a humidifier to my drying room, they dried out a little quick last time even at 50% RH.
but feel free to keep making an idiot of yourself because i enjoy my swamp cooler.
UncleBuck
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about 80% of the homes in this neighborhood have swamp coolers. average home price is over $300k, probably closer to $350 or $400k.
and why are you simultaneously pointing out how much my wife owes me right now while trying to say she supports me?
are you too stupid to understand that your current lies are contradicting your previous lies?
BRB, gonna head up to the roof and make sure the float valve is not sitting too low. don't want to burn out the pump ya know.
NLXSK1
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Humidity sucks... Feel free to keep on sucking...