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cannabineer

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WolfieLee said:
Sorry, but gotta sign off soon, so didn't read. My last test? Two words: Bleach Balls...

Heard about it long ago, and never used it cuz...well, it's poison! Small amount of it, but still. Circumstances pushed me into reverting to actually trying it out.

I was hotter than a firecracker, and passed. Take a Q-tip and break off just the tips. Soak them one by one in bleach (household strength, unscented) or both, if you can handle it I guess. Have a healthy glass of water handy, put it (or them) as far back on your tounge as you can and chug it/them down. If you only did one, repeat. Wait about 30-40 minutes. Drink some more water so You can go when you get there, but not so much you can't wait for them to call you back (I actually stopped off at a public reatroom minutes B4 ariving for the test). When you feel a slightly warmish tingling in the gonads, piss away! Passed with flying colors!
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What I am missing in this is how you determined that swallowing bleach (a pastime I recommend to nobody) caused you to pass. All I see is correlation, and correlation __ ___ causation.
 
CaliSmokes

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WolfieLee said:
Sorry, but gotta sign off soon, so didn't read. My last test? Two words: Bleach Balls...

Heard about it long ago, and never used it cuz...well, it's poison! Small amount of it, but still. Circumstances pushed me into reverting to actually trying it out.

I was hotter than a firecracker, and passed. Take a Q-tip and break off just the tips. Soak them one by one in bleach (household strength, unscented) or both, if you can handle it I guess. Have a healthy glass of water handy, put it (or them) as far back on your tounge as you can and chug it/them down. If you only did one, repeat. Wait about 30-40 minutes. Drink some more water so You can go when you get there, but not so much you can't wait for them to call you back (I actually stopped off at a public reatroom minutes B4 ariving for the test). When you feel a slightly warmish tingling in the gonads, piss away! Passed with flying colors!
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Don't try this kids. He forgot to mention his dick doesn't work now.
 
WolfieLee

WolfieLee

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As stated... it was a last resort, and I will Never do it again! My dingaling works just fine, too. lol... It works through oxidation. Also, as stated I was HOTTER than a firecracker...
 
WolfieLee

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O.K. The whole story.
I had the bottle of fake urine taped in just the right location... showed up for the test, not knowing I had to pay up front (never had to B4), so I didn't have the available funds. So I explained that to them and they said no problem just be back as quickly as you can get the funds. I read the warning sign that ALL screens were observed... so I panicked, ditched the fake urine, and...there you have it...
It was a dumb thing to do admittedly, but I passed and the poor little fella works just fine, too... is it WHY I passed, I beleive so...but I gusess a miricle could have happened.

Have you NOT tasted the chlorine bleach that I have in various souces of water throughoput your life? Granted, this is much more concentrated over a short period, but millions of americans have ingested MORE than I did that one time, just over a much longer period... It is still poison...
 
WolfieLee

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Why is that not informative?

Yes, it is white... but it asways was, so I am not alarmed...

I have also used bleach as an oxident, but just a couple 2 or 3 drops into the sample (same way I use the fake urine - taped where I could acess and use it during [rather than instead of] urination).... That is how it works... oxidation breaks down the metabolites
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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WolfieLee said:
Why is that not informative?

Yes, it is white... but it asways was, so I am not alarmed...

I have also used bleach as an oxident, but just a couple 2 or 3 drops into the sample (same way I use the fake urine - taped where I could acess and use it during [rather than instead of] urination).... That is how it works... oxidation breaks down the metabolites
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WolfieLee

WolfieLee

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So.... you can't answer why it is uninformative... Ok, I see, y not just say so. I Love how I answer for a bout of obvious stupidity with complete candor, yet you can do nothing but heap all your disrespect all over it when I ask a VERY simple question. A telling action that says...

"....duh....I don't know! I just thought it made me sound superior!...."

go blow, ASS
 
whitebb2727

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WolfieLee said:
Sorry, but gotta sign off soon, so didn't read. My last test? Two words: Bleach Balls...

Heard about it long ago, and never used it cuz...well, it's poison! Small amount of it, but still. Circumstances pushed me into reverting to actually trying it out.

I was hotter than a firecracker, and passed. Take a Q-tip and break off just the tips. Soak them one by one in bleach (household strength, unscented) or both, if you can handle it I guess. Have a healthy glass of water handy, put it (or them) as far back on your tounge as you can and chug it/them down. If you only did one, repeat. Wait about 30-40 minutes. Drink some more water so You can go when you get there, but not so much you can't wait for them to call you back (I actually stopped off at a public reatroom minutes B4 ariving for the test). When you feel a slightly warmish tingling in the gonads, piss away! Passed with flying colors!
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That is retarded and you are retarded for doing it.

For one its poison and second the q tips can cause am intestinal blockage.
 
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