Elons Little Plan

DIY-HP-LED

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Elon never got a cheap hair transplant like Rand Paul, it looks like they plucked his pubs bare to cover his head. You would think Elon's hairline would have receded more and not advanced and thickened and it should be showing some grey too. The GOP is trying to make men wearing makeup illegal FFS, what about hair dye? He does live in Texas... If nature took its course Elon would be as bald as a cueball by now. I think he even got eyebrow transplants and a nose job!

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Roger A. Shrubber

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Lex Luthorish, is wot he is.

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https://www.quora.com/Who-is-Elon-Musk-most-like-Lex-Luthor-or-Tony-Stark
Being a geek at heart...The question is, is muck more like a megalomaniacal genius with no ethics or morals, who tends to hold grudges for a long time, and isn't afraid to go after those he considers enemies? Or, is he more like an over privileged trust fund kid who was smart enough to actually do something, but can't control his addictions?
Both wrong, it's already well established that he IS Hank Scorpio
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DIY-HP-LED

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I am pretty curious what he was like before getting super rich. Maybe he got tricked by Mr hands or goatse one too many times and it broke his brain and he became the super villain we now have.
He was always a greedy little prick and got very lucky with paypal and that made him very wealthy when they sold it.

Lately his ego is leading him around by the nose and to self-destruction, the wings of hubris are fluttering over his head and he's legend has gone to his own head, consumed by the bonfire of his own vanity he is descending into pathological narcissism. Elon is innately fucked up, it is nature, not nurture, like Trump he fucked himself up and didn't need any help.
 

CANON_Grow

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I am pretty curious what he was like before getting super rich. Maybe he got tricked by Mr hands or goatse one too many times and it broke his brain and he became the super villain we now have.
Sounds like he was always a bit of a goofy oddball, according to his first wife anyway (I know she's got every reason to dog him but tracks his public persona and doesn't come across as straight character assassination).

This was at his wedding, before getting his PayPal money:

Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South Africa, and the will to compete and dominate that made him so successful in business did not magically shut off when he came home. This, and the vast economic imbalance between us, meant that in the months following our wedding, a certain dynamic began to take hold. Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee."
"If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."


 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-exec-slams-elon-musk-after-changed-twitter-titter-sign-2023-4

man baby...or peurile adult?...does it really make a difference?
This ridiculous excuse for an adult has access to sensitive government information, and holds contracts with the US government...and that is unacceptable.
I remember a tale about a remote tribe that had somehow acquired a handbook of 18-century English judicial practice. Anthropologists were amazed to find that they had adopted what they’d read with exacting fidelity. They’d built a courthouse and invited the academics to witness a trial. It was authentic in every detail — except that at random times a well-constructed topless woman would run down the aisle, gesticulating and shouting.

Puzzled, the professor asked the chief (also judge, resplendent in robe and powdered wig) about this. Proudly the chief produced the Book, in which a passage had been highlighted:
“an excited titter ran through the crowd”
 

OldMedUser

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Poor little Elon feels bad about laying off so many people.


Elon Musk said laying off the bulk of Twitter's staff in the last six months was "one of the hardest things" he's had to do since taking ownership of the company.

The billionaire spoke to the BBC's James Clayton on Tuesday evening in a wide-ranging live interview on Twitter Spaces, during which Musk talked about his management of Twitter and beliefs on free speech.

Musk said the company had around 7,800 staff when he took over the platform in November. Twitter now employs 1,500 people, Musk told the BBC.

"Has it been hard letting that many people go?" Clayton asked.

"Yeah," Musk answered immediately.

"Not fun at all. Painful," Musk continued after a brief pause.

:peace:
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Poor little Elon feels bad about laying off so many people.


Elon Musk said laying off the bulk of Twitter's staff in the last six months was "one of the hardest things" he's had to do since taking ownership of the company.

The billionaire spoke to the BBC's James Clayton on Tuesday evening in a wide-ranging live interview on Twitter Spaces, during which Musk talked about his management of Twitter and beliefs on free speech.

Musk said the company had around 7,800 staff when he took over the platform in November. Twitter now employs 1,500 people, Musk told the BBC.

"Has it been hard letting that many people go?" Clayton asked.

"Yeah," Musk answered immediately.

"Not fun at all. Painful," Musk continued after a brief pause.

:peace:
Because, you see, I only had so many employees. So one day I’d have to stop ruining their lives, and give up an even bigger rush than this one time me and a buddy banged some heroin.
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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He cut a deal for cheap batteries from China, we have yet to determine the price he paid and in what currency.

I would like to say he's cutting prices to help poor people get into a new vehicle, But let's be realistic.
His sales are starting to slip, a lot. People are hearing the horror stories about the recalls, the bills for things that should be covered under a warranty, and they are still waiting for a self driving car...which muck cannot deliver. Steering wheels falling off, Ball joints failing at low speed, and Tesla refusing to repair it under warranty...Not things that inspire people to buy your vehicles, at any price.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I would like to say he's cutting prices to help poor people get into a new vehicle, But let's be realistic.
His sales are starting to slip, a lot. People are hearing the horror stories about the recalls, the bills for things that should be covered under a warranty, and they are still waiting for a self driving car...which muck cannot deliver. Steering wheels falling off, Ball joints failing at low speed, and Tesla refusing to repair it under warranty...Not things that inspire people to buy your vehicles, at any price.
If his shit were tight, prices oh you know
 

DIY-HP-LED

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I would like to say he's cutting prices to help poor people get into a new vehicle, But let's be realistic.
His sales are starting to slip, a lot. People are hearing the horror stories about the recalls, the bills for things that should be covered under a warranty, and they are still waiting for a self driving car...which muck cannot deliver. Steering wheels falling off, Ball joints failing at low speed, and Tesla refusing to repair it under warranty...Not things that inspire people to buy your vehicles, at any price.
The tightness of Elon's ass prevents his larger success in business, he has an asshole problem in general, he is one.
 
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